Do you know what would have happened if it had been three Wise Women instead of three Wise Men?
They would have asked directions,
Arrived on time,
Helped deliver the baby,
Cleaned the stable,
Brought practical gifts.
And made a casserole
But do you know what they would have said as they were leaving.
As they left they would have said.
“Did you see the sandals Mary was wearing with that gown”.
“The baby doesn’t even look a bit like Joseph”.
“Can you believe they let all those disgusting animals in there”.
“And that donkey that they’re riding has seen better days too”.
“I heard that Joseph isn’t working right now”.
“Want to bet how long it will take before we get the casserole dish back”.
“Virgin my @ss I knew her in school”
2006-12-19 10:13:55 · 32 answers · asked by a m 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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says it all.........
2006-12-19 10:20:03 · update #1
ROTFLMAO And chuckling so hard I can hardly type. The Virgin my a**ss part is what has reduced me to near tears with laughter....
Merry Christmas everyone!
--That Cheeky Lad
2006-12-19 10:21:11 · answer #1 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
In order for there to be 3 wise women there would have been a revolution in the countries they came from, since women were looked down upon everywhere! So in other words, the world of today would probably look VERY different, since already back then there would have been a lot more gender equality.
2016-03-29 00:40:44 · answer #2 · answered by Elaine 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Could be right but I have heard that old Cornish saying.
"The farther you go east the more certain you are that wise men never came from there."
2006-12-19 10:18:49 · answer #3 · answered by Maid Angela 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe they were women. Joe Blow just said it was men. If Dr. Suess had anything to do with it, the bible would have said the three....
2006-12-19 10:17:23 · answer #4 · answered by frozen339 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Fungin brilliant
2006-12-19 10:16:58 · answer #5 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hurrah.
I suppose that means the Magi weren't gay!
I always thought they were, by the way they dressed.
2006-12-19 10:17:23 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
James Bunt would have wrote a better song
2006-12-19 10:18:29 · answer #7 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Haha...lol. I like that one a lot!! Thanx for the laugh.
2006-12-19 12:47:17 · answer #8 · answered by nicky_bronx 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah but women still done the job that no man will never ever do or achieve :)
2006-12-19 10:17:16 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
i've never seen three wise women. at least not all in one place at the same time.
2006-12-19 10:19:14 · answer #10 · answered by chris r 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋