'Tis the season to be jolly. Why not be jolly all year round?

Answer 1

Watch Ricky Fulton's DVD 'Tis the season to be jolly' very funny.

Answer 2

Absolutely, Doug! We should be, but alas, only this time of year people actually get elevated above their day to day concerns it seems.
January 2...Back to the old sour faces. Like prunes sucking on very sour lemons while holding a mouthfull of sour grapes.
Listen up folks, that's the challenge... Be more jolly all this coming year
Charles "That Cheeky Lad"

Answer 3

'Twas The (Politically Correct) Night Before Christmas
(i did all this typing just 4 you!)

'Twas the night before Christmas and Santa's a wreck...
How to live in a world that's politically correct?
His workers no longer would answer to "Elves".
"Vertically Challenged" they were calling themselves.
And labor conditions at the north pole
Were alleged by the union to stifle the soul.

Four reindeer had vanished, without much propriety,
Released to the wilds by the Humane Society.
And equal employment had made it quite clear
That Santa had better not use just reindeer.

So Dancer and Donner, Comet and Cupid,
Were replaced with 4 pigs, and you know that looked stupid!

The runners had been removed from his sleigh;
The ruts were termed dangerous by the E.P.A.
And people had started to call for the cops
When they heard sled noises on their roof-tops.

Second-hand smoke from his pipe had his workers quite frightened.
His fur trimmed red suit was called "Unenlightened."

And to show you the strangeness of life's ebbs and flows,
Rudolf was suing over unauthorized use of his nose
And had gone on Geraldo, in front of the nation,
Demanding millions in over-due compensation.

So, half of the reindeer were gone; and his wife,
Who suddenly said she'd enough of this life,
Joined a self-help group, packed, and left in a whiz,
Demanding from now on her title was Ms.

And as for the gifts, why, he'd ne'er had a notion
That making a choice could cause so much commotion.
Nothing of leather, nothing of fur,
Which meant nothing for him. And nothing for her.

Nothing that might be construed to pollute.
Nothing to aim. Nothing to shoot.
Nothing that clamored or made lots of noise.
Nothing for just girls. Or just for the boys.

Nothing that claimed to be gender specific.
Nothing that's warlike or non-pacific.



No candy or sweets...they were bad for the tooth.
Nothing that seemed to embellish a truth.
And fairy tales, while not yet forbidden,
Were like Ken and Barbie, better off hidden.

For they raised the hackles of those psychological
Who claimed the only good gift was one ecological.

No baseball, no football...someone could get hurt;
Besides, playing sports exposed kids to dirt.
Dolls were said to be sexist, and should be passe;
And Nintendo would rot your entire brain away.

So Santa just stood there, disheveled, perplexed;
He just could not figure out what to do next.

He tried to be merry, tried to be gay,
you've got to be careful with that word today.
His sack was quite empty, limp to the ground;
Nothing fully acceptable was to be found.

Something special was needed, a gift that he might
Give to all without angering the left or the right.
A gift that would satisfy, with no indecision,
Each group of people, every religion;

Every ethnicity, every hue,
Everyone, everywhere...even you.
So here is that gift, it's price beyond worth...
"May you and your loved ones enjoy peace on earth."

Answer 4

I go on 'jollies' all the time, but Christmas is the best - you can Roger the Reindeers

Answer 5

Good point! Life can be difficult at times and we could all use cheering up!

Answer 6

it is almost impossible with the people i live with even during christmas


you have to have the right kinda people in your life and around you

Answer 7

yo doug we are humans. we are made to face problems and deal with them. there is no such thing as world peace. its humanly imposable. Cause where there is good there is evil.

no offense.

Answer 8

good thought... but then.. what would we be at this time of year, that would make it "merrier?"

Answer 9

Indeed! Then again, in these times .... !

Answer 10

if only we could.

oh we can

cool