2006-12-19 10:10:56 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
It's a dirty one.
Pig fell in the mud!
2006-12-19 10:15:58 · answer #1 · answered by Speed Of Thought 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A young man was delighted to finally be asked home to meet the parents of the young woman he'd been seeing for some time. He was quite nervous about the meeting, though, and by the time he arrived punctually at the doorstep he was in a state of gastric distress.
The problem developed into one of acute fart, and halfway through the canapés the young man realized he couldn't hold it in one second longer without exploding. A tiny fart escaped.
"SPOT!" called out the young woman's mother to the family dog, lying at the young man's feet.
Relieved at the dog's having been blamed, the young man let another, slightly larger one go. "Spot!" she called out sharply. "I've got it made," thought the fellow to himself. One more and I'll feel fine. So he let loose a really big one.
"Spot!" shrieked the mother. "Get over here before he poops(really s*i*s) on you!"
2006-12-19 19:07:15 · answer #2 · answered by Anna 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What did one pig say to the other on a hot summer day?
Im bakin'(bacon)
haha get it? No? here's another....
What do cows do in their free time?
They go to the MOOvies
2006-12-19 18:15:04 · answer #3 · answered by Jake W 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Where do Orphan chickens come from?
Foster Farms.
2006-12-19 18:16:04 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
what do you call two skunks doing 69?
ODOR EATERS
2006-12-19 18:21:04 · answer #5 · answered by Ireland1222 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
http://www.funnyheck.com/flash_cartoon/fartingchristmas.html
reindeer in this one hehehehe
2006-12-19 18:14:06 · answer #6 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋