A boss wondered why his computer technician, one of his most valued employees had not arrived at work & had not phoned in sick either. Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers, he dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper.
"Hello."
"Is your daddy home?" he asked.
"Yes," whispered the small voice.
"May I talk with him?"
The child whispered, "No."
Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your Mommy there?"
"Yes."
"May I talk with her?"
Again the small voice whispered, "No."
Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave! a message, the boss asked, "Is anybody else there?"
"Yes," whispered the child, "a policeman"
Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, May I speak with the policeman?"
"No, he's busy", whispered the child.
"Busy doing what?"
"Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman," came the whispered answer.
Growing more worried as he heard what sounded like a helicopter through the ear piece on the phone, the boss asked, "What is that noise?"
"A helicopter" answered the whispering voice.
"What is going on there?" demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive.
Again! , whispering, the child answered, "The search team just landed the helicopter."
Alarmed, concerned and a little frustrated the boss asked, "What are they searching for?"
Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle: "ME."
2006-12-19 10:10:08 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
been posted on here about 100 times but maybe you didn't know that so I'll let you off
have a gold star
2006-12-19 19:14:25 · answer #1 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha!...I can relate to that, sounds like my 8year old son, never a dull moment. Merry xmas
2006-12-19 10:16:49 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That kid would bloody well do it to me!
Super good! Thanks.
That Cheeky Lad, Charles
2006-12-19 10:30:07 · answer #3 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cute!
2006-12-19 10:14:13 · answer #4 · answered by puffy 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehehe you could see a kid doing that, do your head in at times but you got to love em
2006-12-19 10:13:37 · answer #5 · answered by elhodgie 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! But that kid has some screws loose!
2006-12-19 10:18:34 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol omg thats funny
2006-12-19 10:36:46 · answer #7 · answered by pssssh please 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
sounds like children through and through!
2006-12-19 10:14:41 · answer #8 · answered by lori_b 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats twisted sickly funny
rotflmfao
2006-12-19 10:18:02 · answer #9 · answered by LovingJesusAndMusic! 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I never get tired of that one,lol
2006-12-19 10:12:25 · answer #10 · answered by BoTToms UP 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋