Dave and Fred decide to go golfing at their favourite course. On the fifteenth hole, Dave hits his golf ball into the woods and finds it in a patch of pretty yellow buttercups. Trying to get his ball back in play, he ends up thrashing every buttercup in the patch.All of a sudden POOF! In a flash and a puff of smoke, a beautiful woman appears.
She says "I'm Mother Nature! Do you know how long it took me to make those buttercups? For doing what you did, you won't have any butter for your popcorn for the rest of your life. And, you won't have any butter for your toast. In fact, you'll never have any butter for anything the rest of your life!" Then POOF! She disappears. After Dave recovers from the shock, he yells to his friend Fred. "Hey, Fred, where are you?"
Fred yells back, "I'm in the rough, over here in a patch of ***** willows." Dave shouts back "Don't swing, Fred! For the love of God, DON'T SWING!!!"
2006-12-19 10:07:37 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahah, thats hilarious, lol!!!!!!!!!! :) FANTASTIC joke, best one today! keep posting, u funny
2006-12-19 10:11:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
No, especially since it's not a "day" of golf, it's several hours. The criticism of Bush's golf I've seen is twofold: 1. His not-so-sincere statement about "terrorist killers," which was then brushed off by "now, watch this drive." 2. His statement that he was supporting the troops by giving up golf. If you want to open the discussion about a president's relaxation time, be prepared for the fact that Bush spent a total of 16 months at Camp David retreat and 16 months at his Crawford ranch. That's a total of 2 1/2 years on vacation. I'm just sayin...
2016-03-29 00:40:33 · answer #2 · answered by Elaine 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha
2006-12-19 10:15:48 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heh Heh! Funny one! Made me laugh after a tough day taking final exams!
2006-12-19 10:20:04 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
O just laughed and choked so hard, I coughed. Good one. Thanks!
Charles "That Cheeky Lad"
2006-12-19 10:31:33 · answer #5 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was the perfect joke for only one day of school left
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pmslmfao
2006-12-19 10:55:43 · answer #6 · answered by LovingJesusAndMusic! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha..
2006-12-19 22:08:41 · answer #7 · answered by babu 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao, excellent! Two thumbs up.
2006-12-19 12:36:53 · answer #8 · answered by nicky_bronx 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha thats funny
2006-12-19 10:59:14 · answer #9 · answered by pssssh please 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha, no p*ssy for a year. That would be bad
2006-12-19 19:15:23 · answer #10 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋