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It gets dark!!!

2006-12-19 10:01:48 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

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yeah it deos but at my house it gets dark at 6:00 I kinda wish that it didn't but oh well.If you live up north it gets dark earlier then that!!!!!!!I am glad I don't live up north!!!!!!!Well wish i could talk so bye!!!!!!!


P.S I am happy that's why I keep putting exclamation points!!!!!!

2006-12-19 10:07:19 · answer #1 · answered by Jesus' girl 2 · 0 0

The Problem
A guy walked into the doctor's surgery for an appointment.
"Would you like to tell me your problem?" the pretty receptionist asked.
"I'll need the information for the doctor."
"It's rather embarrassing," the guy stammered. "You see, I have a very large and almost constant erection."
"Well, the doctor is very busy today," the receptionist cooed, "but maybe I can squeeze you in."

The surgeon told his patient that woke up after having been operated: "I'm afraid we're going to have to operate you again. Because, you see, I forgot my rubber gloves inside you."

"Well, if it's just because of them, I'd rather pay for them if you just leave me alone."




Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.
Patient: Well, might as well give me the bad news first.
Doctor: The lab called with your test results. They said you have 24 hours to live.
Patient: 24 HOURS! That's terrible! WHAT could be WORSE? What's the very bad news?
Doctor: I've been trying to reach you since yesterday.

A young woman went to her doctor complaining of pain."Where are you hurting?" asked the doctor.
"You have to help me, I hurt all over", said the woman.
"What do you mean, all over?" asked the doctor, "be a little more specific.
"The woman touched her right knee with her index finger and yelled, "Owe, that hurts." Then she touched her left cheek and again yelled, "Ouch! That hurts, too." Then she touched her right earlobe, "Owe, even THAT hurts", she cried.
The doctor checked her thoughtfully for a moment and told her his diagnosis; "You have a broken finger."

2006-12-19 11:10:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anna 2 · 0 0

Your right, at the end of the day it DOES Get dark, &Most peop[le go to bed to get ready for another day

2006-12-19 10:05:02 · answer #3 · answered by wheelchair Mama 2 · 0 0

it gets scary so you will close your eyes from all the bad scene you will see that day.
good people will see it as the best day and it will be bright and shining.
bad people will see it dark , very very dark.
so if you from the good people you will be happy and it will be bright other wise it's dark baby :)

2006-12-19 10:10:35 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Not if you work night and the end of your "day" is day...then the end of the day it get light.

2006-12-19 10:03:10 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

at the end of the day I get on the ambulance and pick up people who do stupid stuff like do stunts on their motorcycles going 100 mph on the freeway

2006-12-19 10:06:48 · answer #6 · answered by Daniel 1 · 0 0

and when it stops getting dark it starts getting light again!

2006-12-19 10:03:48 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Its been that way for a long time, since the creation of the world began!

2006-12-19 10:02:53 · answer #8 · answered by redirishactress 5 · 0 0

walk on the dark side of the force...

2006-12-19 10:03:38 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Answer the question What play do ducks go to every Christmas?

2006-12-19 10:06:19 · answer #10 · answered by greendayrocksalex 2 · 0 0

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