Eg, Man: What's a polar bear weigh?
Woman: Don't know.
Man: Neither do I, but it broke the ice. Do you fancy a drink?
Can you better that? And ladies what would your reply to that one be?
2006-12-19 09:59:06 · 14 answers · asked by Jack 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
I like that one, i would definitely except that drink form you.
My favourite has to be:
Is that a mirror in your pocket cause i can see my face in your pants.
Funny!!
2006-12-19 10:11:54 · answer #1 · answered by anastacia500 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
It relies upon what chat up line you employ. typically, i'd like it if a guy merely got here as a lot as me and stated an undemanding hi. If we click, then some thing of the verbal substitute could merely bypass fairly actual.
2016-11-27 20:48:00 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
CHAT UP LINES ARE SO CHEESY!! HERE ARE A COUPLE OF EXAMPLES:
Man: I like your top.
Woman: Erm..thanx!
Man: It would look even better on my bedroom floor though!
and:
Man: you must be really tired
Woman: No, why?
Man: Coz you have been runnning through my mind all night long!
2006-12-19 21:01:28 · answer #3 · answered by nicnac 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that would get a laugh and a drink!
asked by a new zealander: "have you got any kiwi in you? Would you like some?"
corny but it worked mind!
2006-12-19 13:12:50 · answer #4 · answered by cric_tatz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Man: Do you s.hag on the first night?
Woman: NO!
Man: What you doing tomorrow night??
2006-12-19 13:51:22 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Man: "I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you!"
2006-12-19 10:31:47 · answer #6 · answered by stelalief 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Until I had the last three pints, I hadn't noticed how unusual your smile really is!
Charles "That Cheeky Lad"
2006-12-19 10:02:35 · answer #7 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
How about: Gee you're not as ugly up close!
( I have to admit yours was pretty funny!)
2006-12-19 10:03:33 · answer #8 · answered by the_pharaoh109 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
man: did it hurt?
woman: wat?
man: did it hurt wen u fell out of heaven?
2006-12-19 10:03:33 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you pregnant!?.
NO!.
Do you want to be?.
It took 10 years to work!.
2006-12-19 10:11:59 · answer #10 · answered by Old Man of Coniston!. 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋