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DO YOU BECAUSE I WANT TO FINE A BOY FRIEND THAT LOVE'S GOD! LIKE ME

2006-12-19 09:58:21 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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I had him, but he got away. Little bugger's pretty sneaky.

2006-12-19 10:05:09 · answer #1 · answered by lcraesharbor 7 · 0 0

I believe in Jesus Son of Mary and I believe in God, God is not Jesus , and Jesus was not God.

2006-12-19 10:01:17 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

jesus is a fictional character in a fictional book called the bible or the greatest hoax on mankind ever. so your answer is NO.

Some people probably find it better to believe in such nonsense. There's plenty of errors in the bible from adam and eve, noah's ark, jesus's day of birth, earth being flat, earth being around 6,000 years old, etc..

jesus is like the easter bunny or toothfairy for adults. Its fun to believe it for a while, but then you realize your parents were just lying to you.

2006-12-19 10:13:21 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

you say that you have JESUS - then pray and ask God to send you a husband and then wait on the Lord - you don't want just anyone because the enemy can send the wrong man to you."Wait on the Lord and be of good courage - ask of God what you will in Jesus name and it shall be given to you if you just believe without a doubt,Wait on the Lord I say ....Wait"

2006-12-19 10:13:36 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Jesus is dead. Jesus does not pay my rent. Jesus does not answer me back when I stub my big toe and say his name in vain. Why is that? Like I said, Jesus, the man, is dead.

When you praise Jesus in church, you are on a 'high'. Thousands of endorphins are exploding in your brain when you mention Jesus and Jesus acts like a drug - just like crack cocaine. You get high on God. You are a Jesus junkie.

2006-12-19 10:05:24 · answer #5 · answered by Ashley 3 · 0 0

We all got Jesus! I just choose to acknowledge Him...others don't.

2006-12-19 10:00:58 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Jesus is cool but you can't have me. I'm married and female.

2006-12-19 09:59:41 · answer #7 · answered by ~*RaMpAgE*~ 3 · 0 0

Why would you want to FINE a boyfriend?...Are you a traffic warden?

2006-12-19 10:00:05 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I believe in Jesus, he's my savior.

2006-12-19 10:00:02 · answer #9 · answered by A follower of Christ 4 · 0 0

nope!

i don't "got" a mythological character.

i don't "got" peter pan or harry potter, either.

2006-12-19 09:59:56 · answer #10 · answered by Jeebus is my Rectum 3 · 0 1

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