OK Jesus now make a wish-I'm sorry I Am the LORD GOD ALMIGHTY-I do not make wishes-I make things happen-I made you and this world and everything you see-even if you can't see me-and if I were to cause a wind to blow out the LIGHT you would call me sacrilgious unless I bent over and blew them out using the SPIRITS I ATE from human "beans" (human beings) when I had my big Bar-B-Que and you know YOU ARE ALL INVITED! Yes one day you will see me in the glory of all I have created-including the homeless child-starving aids ridden African child-and much of the suffering that diseased people have had to suffer believing that I would give them a miracle-all of these things I have promised you in the book you hold called THE BIBLE-which is made of the finest paper cut from the finest forrests-and still you do not believe-that I AM KING-Well I AM KING-even though it was a monarchy like mine that the first pilgrims came to America for in order to escape A KING-MY KINGDUMB COME MY STEAK WELL DONE!
2006-12-19 09:53:34 · 2 answers · asked by YippyYahQQ 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Interesting. You seem to think that the year 1 a.d. is supposed to correspond with jesus' death. It's not, it's supposed to be his birth. Not that they even got the year right, mind you.
2006-12-19 09:59:49 · answer #1 · answered by The Resurrectionist 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG, No, how the hell can you remember that Joan????? I can't even remember what I wished for the last time I pulled a wishbone, and that must have only been weeks ago! lol
2016-05-22 22:06:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋