hoytie, toytie, foytie!
ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
i can toucheth my brain.
uh oh. my brain just blew a fuse.
what should i do?
2006-12-19 09:33:26 · 27 answers · asked by Christ Follower 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
commere, lemme rewire that 4 ya!!!!! *laughs manically and runs off with a chainsaw*
2006-12-19 09:35:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The Problem
A guy walked into the doctor's surgery for an appointment.
"Would you like to tell me your problem?" the pretty receptionist asked.
"I'll need the information for the doctor."
"It's rather embarrassing," the guy stammered. "You see, I have a very large and almost constant erection."
"Well, the doctor is very busy today," the receptionist cooed, "but maybe I can squeeze you in."
The surgeon told his patient that woke up after having been operated: "I'm afraid we're going to have to operate you again. Because, you see, I forgot my rubber gloves inside you."
"Well, if it's just because of them, I'd rather pay for them if you just leave me alone."
Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.
Patient: Well, might as well give me the bad news first.
Doctor: The lab called with your test results. They said you have 24 hours to live.
Patient: 24 HOURS! That's terrible! WHAT could be WORSE? What's the very bad news?
Doctor: I've been trying to reach you since yesterday.
A young woman went to her doctor complaining of pain."Where are you hurting?" asked the doctor.
"You have to help me, I hurt all over", said the woman.
"What do you mean, all over?" asked the doctor, "be a little more specific.
"The woman touched her right knee with her index finger and yelled, "Owe, that hurts." Then she touched her left cheek and again yelled, "Ouch! That hurts, too." Then she touched her right earlobe, "Owe, even THAT hurts", she cried.
The doctor checked her thoughtfully for a moment and told her his diagnosis; "You have a broken finger."
2006-12-19 19:10:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anna 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You should go back to the zoo
ha ha ha ha
Cause you are not even a monkie
you are but a Smchendrick and possibly better yet a Neanderthal
hoytie, toytie, foytie
do do do
Who's your Family Now !
2006-12-19 17:37:34 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
OMG!!! why are you people being so mean to him?, cant you see his brain just blew a fuse????????????? put some ice on your brain so it doesnt get any worse. my brothers brain just blew 43 fuses yesterday, now hw thinks hes the emperor of the monkies!!!!! im so sorry to hear about your brain
2006-12-19 17:42:15 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL that was the least funny thing ever but i started busted out laughing
2006-12-19 18:05:25 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't think you can touch your brain, because I am having a hard time believing you have one.
2006-12-19 17:36:16 · answer #6 · answered by mizbehavingirl 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah.
So where does the laughing part come in?
2006-12-19 17:37:30 · answer #7 · answered by sony_0025 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't sit on it for a while until you can get the fuse replaced...
2006-12-19 17:53:58 · answer #8 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
take your finger out of your nose. I would figure that's how you are touching your brain......assuming there is one to touch.
2006-12-19 18:00:30 · answer #9 · answered by Me2 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes i do need a laugh
2006-12-19 17:58:38 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋