For decades, two heroic statues, one male and one female, faced each other in a city park, until one day an angel came down from heaven.
"You've been such exemplary statues," he announced to them, "That I'm going to give you a special gift. I'm going to bring you both to life for thirty minutes and in that time, you can do anything you want." With a clap of his hands, the angel brought the statues to life.
The two approached each other a bit shyly, but soon dashed for the bushes, from which shortly emerged a good deal of giggling, laughter, and shaking of branches. Fifteen minutes later, the two statues emerged from the bushes, wide grins on their faces.
"You still have fifteen more minutes," said the angel, winking knowingly.
Grinning even more widely, the female statue turned to the male statue and said, "Great! Only this time, you hold the pigeon down and I'll crap on its head."
2006-12-19 09:08:34 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha! LOL! That's a good one! Thanks for the laugh!
2006-12-19 09:10:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good joke... I've heard it before, but it is always a laugh...
Two birds in the bush are better then one crapping on your head..
2006-12-19 18:14:53 · answer #2 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Score one for the Stone Team!!
2006-12-20 04:12:28 · answer #3 · answered by south_texas_herper 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha that's pretty funny
Merry Christmas
2006-12-19 17:13:29 · answer #4 · answered by cranky_gut 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i heard it before but it's still makes me laugh.
2006-12-19 17:14:52 · answer #5 · answered by nikki -nicole 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-12-19 18:17:49 · answer #6 · answered by Lovely 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha sorry i get it now
2006-12-19 17:10:46 · answer #7 · answered by nervus kid 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Revenge is sweet! :)
2006-12-19 17:11:39 · answer #8 · answered by Triskelion 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-12-19 20:04:21 · answer #9 · answered by anni849 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol... thats great
2006-12-19 17:39:36 · answer #10 · answered by gracin_angel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋