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Bono is at a U2 concert in Ireland when he asks the audience for quiet. Then in the silence, he starts to slowly clap his hands.

Holding the audience in total silence, he says into the microphone..
"Every time I clap me hands, a child in Africa dies."

A voice from near the front of the audience pierces the silence...
"Stop clappin your fookin hands then!"

2006-12-19 08:59:55 · 15 answers · asked by xxx 3 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

15 answers

lol. I like!

2006-12-19 09:00:58 · answer #1 · answered by Error Child 4 · 0 0

Thats fookin funny.

2006-12-19 17:02:20 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

I have not heard that one but it makes since. Its just like the saying every time you say you do not beleive in angles one will die. i always say to those people that one deid while they said that.

2006-12-19 17:03:27 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Bono only pretends to be interested in saving world of problems to boost his record sales. He's a phony.

2006-12-19 17:01:50 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 4 3

funny but at the same time tacky or off color.

2006-12-19 17:03:04 · answer #5 · answered by brewbeer212 4 · 0 0

Not funny.

2006-12-19 17:01:08 · answer #6 · answered by motorcitysmadman 4 · 0 0

i have heard that one before, but its still pretty funny

2006-12-19 17:02:05 · answer #7 · answered by qwazer 2 · 0 0

Bono is just great! He RULEZ!!!

2006-12-19 18:36:00 · answer #8 · answered by Triskelion 4 · 1 0

not really funny

2006-12-19 17:02:18 · answer #9 · answered by Wiked 5 · 1 0

Funny, but stupid.

2006-12-19 17:04:03 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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