Ok 3 men are at the pearly Gates of heaven. god says only one can get in. So who evey die in the most Spectacular way gets in.
So the first guy says," I came home because i thought my wife was cheating on me. I get inside and i find my wife half naked on my couch. i go into the kitchen to find the guy hanging by the window. I found a hammer on the floor and hit his hands till he fell. I looked out and he was getting up out of a tree. So i took my Refrigerator and threw it at him. After that the adrenaline gave me a heart attack and i died."
Then the next guy said, " I was fixing the top of the building when some one slamed a door. I feel and luckaly caught a window. my hammer fell in to the house and i tryed to get up. Then some @$$ hole took my hammer and hit me untill i fell into a tree. Luckaly a still was a live until some Moron Threw a Refrigerator at me!"
Then the last guy then chimed in and said, " To make a long story short. I was in the refridgerator!"
2006-12-19 08:52:15 · 7 answers · asked by rickle91 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Sorry about the spelling
2006-12-19 08:52:42 · update #1
LOL! That was funny thanks for the laugh!!!!! Kudos 2 u!
2006-12-19 08:55:40 · answer #1 · answered by Korbyn's Mama 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How can you be a Christian without proving the existence of the Creator to yourself? I am an Echatologist. And I am a Christian. I am concerned about proving the existence of God to myself. But have never been moved to become involved in proving Christianity by His existence......... because all I have to do is look around me...... Christianity is an undeniable reality. Not a very pretty one granted....... (its conduct would be a subject for a different time) I can see the merit of your question challenging the existence of a Christian God....... I am not following the logic...... unless God's existence for some reason marks a particlar brand of Christianity as be the only true one???? And that logic would be silly. So after reading the question's added details again and again this is what I think you are saying..... "Why do Christians make God into a Christian God." when there are so many other "flavors" of God out there? Because they believe they understand correctly who He is?? My guess. Michelle
2016-05-22 21:56:23 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny, but who went on threw the pearly gates?!?!
lol
2006-12-19 09:04:22 · answer #3 · answered by Wooter 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha niceeee
2006-12-19 08:55:30 · answer #4 · answered by danjontina 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HEARD IT BE4, BUT IT IS VERY FUNNY
2006-12-19 08:54:48 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahhhh it didn't really do it for me.
sorry
2006-12-19 09:09:19 · answer #6 · answered by nikki -nicole 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHA
i guess??
2006-12-19 09:01:25 · answer #7 · answered by XC_HS_movies 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋