Why did Richard Simmons steal the baby Jesus from the nativity scene?

Question

GAY JEW BASTARD

Answer 1

You have got to be kidding>

Answer 2

Fenced it for $5

Answer 3

I saw this on an interview years ago. I couldn t stop laughing. Evidently it was a prank that he and his friend pulled one night. I think they were in High School? In his hometown, they went around to all the churches one night and stole all the baby Jesus s. Then Richard Simmons hid them at his house under his bed. The next day it was on the news and Richard Simmon s dad was like "WHAT KIND OF SICK B*ASTARD WOULD STEAL ALL THE BABY JESUS S??" And then his dad saw one of the arms sticking out from under the bed and told Richard that he would have to go back and return every single baby Jesus. Richard Simmons said that it turned out to be a lot more difficult returning them since not all of the baby Jesus s (and mangers) were the same size. They sort of gave up trying to figure out which baby Jesus went where and just started leaving them in or near the manger whether they fit or not. He said some of the mangers were too small and the baby Jesus that got left in or near mangers were sometimes as big as the statues of Mary and Joseph.
I never really cared for Richard Simmons but the way he told that story was hilarious. When he talked about his dad bellowing "What kind of sick b*stard would steal a baby Jesus?" Richard Simmons had this guilty cringing look on his face that had me laughing so hard I was crying. I wish I could find that interview but I don t remember what show it was from :(