The dr says "why do you think that?" well he says" i get uncontrollable sexual urges, for instance the other day i saw my wife bending over the chest freezer and i couldn't resist it, i rushed up behind her pulled her pants down and gave her a right good shafting!" "So what, says the doc thats quite normal, no-ones going to call you a pervert for that." "well..........they bloody did in Tesco!!!!!!".
2006-12-19 08:14:25 · 19 answers · asked by abraxas5597 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
For U.S.A etc Tesco = supermarket.
2006-12-19 08:29:05 · update #1
hahahahaha that is the most hilarious joke I have ever heard in my entire life!!! Thank you so much!!!!!
2006-12-19 08:18:42 · answer #1 · answered by candacemcgee420 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha! 10/10.
2006-12-19 16:17:13 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh, excellent! I'll never shop at Tesco's in the same frame of mind...
2006-12-19 17:38:42 · answer #3 · answered by Nini 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There was a bloke that walked into SPAR and cut his friggin head off on the butchers saw,but I reckon shaggin the missus on a washer tops him.
2006-12-19 16:19:19 · answer #4 · answered by Big Bruv 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I can understand his urges... I am a very impulsive person and one day, I grabbed my wife and threw on the table, and had wild sex with her.. we would have gone for seconds, but they kicked us out of McDonalds..
2006-12-19 20:11:01 · answer #5 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it - still funny though.
Have YOU heard about the notice just gone up in the Co-op?
"Will parents please refrain from giving their children a ride on the bacon slicer as we are getting a little behind in our orders."
2006-12-19 16:31:05 · answer #6 · answered by franja 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
100%
2006-12-19 17:15:32 · answer #7 · answered by Eunice M 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROtFLMAO! I wonder if the diagnosis would be the same if it had been Sainsbury's!
Charles "That Cheeky Lad"
2006-12-19 18:38:42 · answer #8 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha! That is so funny.I wouldn't mind a bit of that myself.
2006-12-19 16:32:04 · answer #9 · answered by foxinapairofsox 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yea and me and my ex aint allowed in wal - mart for the same reason
2006-12-19 16:20:50 · answer #10 · answered by BALDILOX 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋