A man comes home from an exhausting day at work, plops down on the couch in front of the television, and tells his wife, “Get me a beer before it starts.”
The wife sighs and gets him a beer.
Fifteen minutes later, the man says, “Get me another beer before it starts.”
She looks cross, but fetches another beer and slams it down next to him.
He finishes that beer and a few minutes later says, “Quick, get me another beer, it’s going to start any minute.”
The wife is furious. She yells at him, “Is that all you’re going to do tonight? Drink beer and sit in front of that TV? You’re nothing but a lazy, drunken, fat slob, and furthermore…”
The man sighs and says, “It started...”
2006-12-19 07:52:55 · 29 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HA HA HA HA :0 10/10
2006-12-19 18:21:51 · answer #1 · answered by Adeline 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 pmsl 10/10 x
2006-12-19 18:57:20 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love the short ones with great punchlines!
2006-12-19 07:57:33 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny. Nothing more annoying than a nag!
2006-12-19 10:31:48 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a hahahaha. that's a good one! it's kinda cause and effect though eh? =D 10/10 for you and a thumbs up!
2006-12-19 08:04:29 · answer #5 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha! Hilarious! Didn't see that coming.
2006-12-19 08:03:10 · answer #6 · answered by funmzire 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one...lol
2006-12-19 07:59:45 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the freshest joke keep it up
2006-12-19 09:27:11 · answer #8 · answered by Eunice M 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA,HA!!
2006-12-19 08:03:26 · answer #9 · answered by Tanya 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
awesome!!!! loved it 20/10.....why r u so funny??! lol
xxx
2006-12-20 09:15:06 · answer #10 · answered by DDTHAPPINESS 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋