An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a layover in another city. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight.
The next morning, as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up wondering what happened. She answered the phone, crying, and said she couldn't get out of her room.
"You can't get out of your room?" the captain asked, "Why not?"
The stewardess replied: "There are only three doors in here," she sobbed, "one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says 'Do Not Disturb'!"
2006-12-19 07:46:11 · 23 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HE HE HE!!! THATS FUNNY!! 10/10
2006-12-19 18:23:32 · answer #1 · answered by Adeline 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Achieving your ATP ,Airline Transport Pilot rating will be a lot Faster as the experience needed measured in hours of flying time Whereas the experience needed for an unlimited maritime captains license is measured in Years. the ATP would be paid at a higher rate than a sea captain there is far less margin for errors flying an airliner. In my case I started taking flying lessons Nov 25 of 19XX I took my practical test and became a private pilot on Jan 15 less than three months with total flying time of 56 hours.
2016-05-22 21:44:29 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Another gd 1 lmao 10/10 x
2006-12-19 18:58:32 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
How in the world did she become a stewardess?
2006-12-19 12:13:09 · answer #4 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
An original blonde moment.
2006-12-19 08:22:47 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excuseeeeeee meeeeeee I am a blonde & I can garuntee you that I am more intelligent than most people, I graduated from Oxford with Two B.A,s & three degrees in law. I am currently working at the old Bailey in London as a barrister. I drive a Bentley Arnage & earn in excess of £ 40.000 per anum.
my name used to be Richard & I have died my hair colour............................................................................LMAO
2006-12-19 09:27:05 · answer #6 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Another good one!
Charles
2006-12-19 10:46:47 · answer #7 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hee heeeee.... Glad I'm brunette!
2006-12-19 09:48:31 · answer #8 · answered by Nini 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i feel for blondes but it's so easy to pick on them lol
2006-12-19 08:10:40 · answer #9 · answered by elhodgie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats what u get when u hire a blonde!!! lol......have i ever told u that your jokes r the awesomest!!!!
xxx
2006-12-20 09:17:28 · answer #10 · answered by DDTHAPPINESS 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
blondes again
wont they ever grow a brain?
2006-12-19 07:51:14 · answer #11 · answered by me 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋