i bought my wife an old car for xmas and she said''i dont want that i want something that goes from 0-100 in 5seconds''
sorted the ***** out now though i bought her a set of bathroom scales
2006-12-19 07:23:23 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Are you still alive to tell the tale!!!!!!!!!????????????? Hahaha
2006-12-19 09:55:02 · answer #1 · answered by Nini 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Excellent: Old Mary stood in front of the bedroom mirror naked whilst Paddy sat up in bed. She said 'Will you look at the state of me. My ti ts are almost hitting my knees, my hair is falling out, I have a stomach on me like a pregnant sow, not to mention the varicose veins'. Paddy merely grunted. 'Well' said Mary 'you could at least say something complimentary'. Paddy looked then said 'Sure now, haven't you got perfect eyesight'..............
2006-12-19 07:30:29 · answer #2 · answered by thomasrobinsonantonio 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
You better hope that it goes over a hundred.
My aunt, it would be 0 to 220
2006-12-19 16:36:08 · answer #3 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cruel!
Q. What has 100 legs and no teeth?
A. The front row at a Cliff Richard Concert.
2006-12-19 08:04:30 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Hahaha lol shameee
2006-12-19 07:37:42 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
instead of tying your penis with a ribon its very faster than a bath room scale
2006-12-19 09:32:02 · answer #6 · answered by Eunice M 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WOW didnt see that one coming
2006-12-19 07:35:40 · answer #7 · answered by Beth B 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny one!
2006-12-19 12:00:42 · answer #8 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
2006-12-19 07:30:35 · answer #9 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha that is the most hilarious joke I have ever heard in my entire life!!! Thank you so much!!!!!
2006-12-19 08:21:39 · answer #10 · answered by candacemcgee420 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol did make me laugh
2006-12-19 07:30:03 · answer #11 · answered by Lu 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋