no long explanations needed, just simple one liners like:
if you dont stop it, I will rub your nose in it!
stop sniffing peoples butts!
no! you are sitting in the back seat!
2006-12-19 07:12:48 · 10 answers · asked by ricks 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
play dead would kinda set your spouse off
fetch doesn't fly well either
pet names like scruffy don't really fit women lol
2006-12-19 07:14:37 · answer #1 · answered by txsaxman91 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get OFF the table
stop begging for table scraps
come here Fofo
on the NEWSPAPER go on the NEWSPAPER
2006-12-19 15:18:42 · answer #2 · answered by Terra_chan 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A wife probably wouldn't tell you to go and play with next door's p*ssy.
2006-12-19 15:21:18 · answer #3 · answered by Roy S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get your face outta my butt!!
Bad dog! you dont piss in the house!
2006-12-19 15:19:00 · answer #4 · answered by lucky charms ♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think that was cute. one thing you can call your dog but not your wife is the b word! LOL!
2006-12-19 15:19:16 · answer #5 · answered by felita2004 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
well u can say...
shut up mother fu***r
ur mom
wht the he!! is a mtter wit u?
sniff my butt one more time and u r soo dead
2006-12-19 15:15:42 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
stop chewing the table
2006-12-19 15:15:29 · answer #7 · answered by pinkpoodle62 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stop wagging your tail.
2006-12-19 15:25:28 · answer #8 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
~come! (*** ;-D)
~good girl. Good girl! whose a good girl?! yes your are! yes you are!
2006-12-19 15:17:01 · answer #9 · answered by Paolo P 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I LOVE YOU.
2006-12-19 15:15:44 · answer #10 · answered by LIPPS 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋