saying i cant be within 200,000 miles of him or his disciples what should i do??
2006-12-19 07:01:45 · 16 answers · asked by dumbdumbhead 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Well, I mean, driving by his house every day and telling him that if you can't have him, "no one will" isn't conducive to a healthy relationship.
It's probably time to move on-he's just not that into you.
2006-12-19 07:04:37 · answer #1 · answered by Jennie Fabulous 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Proverbs 1:22-23 has your picture on them.
2006-12-19 15:03:55 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
Jesus is the Son of God....whom YOU will have the opportunity to meet face-to-face on Judgement day.
I might suggest that you take care with what you say about Jesus, the Living God, if only in jest.
You will have to answer for your words at that time.
"But I say unto you that every idle word that men shall speak,
they shall give account of it in the day of judgement.
For by thy words thou shalt be justified, and by thy words
thou shalt be condemned."
The words of Jesus Christ
Mathhew 12:36-37
2006-12-19 15:03:27 · answer #3 · answered by Chef Bob 5 · 5⤊ 3⤋
You should get down on your knees and pray that Jesus will forgive you for being so ignorant. I know you think it's funny, but shame on you for being so childish and rude. GOD help you.
2006-12-19 15:10:38 · answer #4 · answered by cookie 6 · 2⤊ 2⤋
200,000 miles isn't far for a dead person. It should be easy for you.
2006-12-19 15:05:46 · answer #5 · answered by ....... 4 · 2⤊ 2⤋
The Flying Spaghetti Monster will save you if you like.
Ramen !
2006-12-19 15:04:10 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
I shouldn't be laughing, but I can't help it. That's funny.
2006-12-19 15:09:03 · answer #7 · answered by sister steph 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Now that was funny. We need more lightheartedness like this.
2006-12-19 15:06:35 · answer #8 · answered by Eva 5 · 2⤊ 3⤋
I think you been smoking to much weed!!
2006-12-19 15:03:47 · answer #9 · answered by SUN FLOWER 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
tell the truth.
2006-12-19 15:04:42 · answer #10 · answered by Julian 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋