A man, returning home a day early from a business trip, got into a taxi at the airport. It was after midnight. While en route to his home, he asked the cabby if he would be a witness. The man suspected his wife was having an affair and he intended to catch her in the act. For $100, the cabby agreed.
Quietly arriving at the house, the husband and cabby tiptoed into the bedroom. The husband switched on the lights, yanked the blanket back and there was his wife in bed with another man. The husband put a gun to the naked man's head.
The wife shouted, "Don't do it! This man has been very generous! I lied when I told you I inherited money. He paid for the Corvette I bought for you. He paid for our new cabin cruiser. He paid for your season Green Bay Packer Tickets. He paid for our house at the lake. He paid for our country club membership, and he even pays the monthly dues!"
Shaking his head from side to side, the husband slowly lowered the gun. He looked over at the cab driver and said, "What would you do?"
The cabby said, "I'd cover his *** up with that blanket before he catches a cold."
2006-12-19 06:26:39 · 12 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
Rotflmao! A great one, a 9.5 on my smile scale.
Charles "That Cheeky Lad"
And a Wickedly Happy Christmas and nicely warm bits to everyone!
2006-12-19 07:02:59 · answer #1 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
super super humorous tale !!!! exchange ending : At this element the spouse gets up and opens up a scientific encyclopedia. The husbands says, " Honey what are you doin'?" She says, "What do you think of .... 4 circumstances in one night ? Hell, i'm gonna come across a treatment !!" or At this element she gets up, runs to the telephone, calls the wellness care provider and says, " it extremely is working !! day after today tell him he has yet another 24 hours to stay !"
2016-12-30 16:00:57 · answer #2 · answered by sterman 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am beginning to wonder if a person can be "brain dead" when it comes to jokes,In the last year I have only heard one joke that made me laugh. Yet I have a very good sense of humour. I can find no humour what-so-ever in that !joke`.
2006-12-19 12:20:03 · answer #3 · answered by Social Science Lady 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hilarious! We need more of these jokes around the holidays.
2006-12-19 06:34:00 · answer #4 · answered by Jack 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ah... my cabbie days. (sniff) good times.
2006-12-19 06:29:53 · answer #5 · answered by kent_shakespear 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What is the question again exactly? What do you wish to know?
2006-12-19 06:31:06 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He-He-He.
LMFAO!
Good one, and Ive heard a lot of jokes!
2006-12-19 06:30:17 · answer #7 · answered by dopeadevil23 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaaahaaha.. thats cute and funny
2006-12-19 06:30:38 · answer #8 · answered by Fashionista 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very, Very good.
2006-12-19 06:45:47 · answer #9 · answered by pageys 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHA Thats so funny.
2006-12-19 06:29:38 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋