My list of Things to do @ Walmart
1. Ask the guy at the front door if HE would like a sticker, than procede to give him one of your little sisters "My little ponie" stickers
2. Run & hide between aisles and randomly poke people & say "Tag, your it" & run off
3. Hang out in the clothes dept. & give fashion advice such as..."That is SO not your shade" "I dont think they carry UR size" or "Anything is better than what your wearing Now"
4. Ask a manager to make an anouncement for your "lost" senile grandmother "Dixie Wrecked"
5. Go to the toy dept & set up a tea-party for you and ur imaginary friends...ask others if they would like to join
6. In the bedding department, build a fort with sheets then invite people in for a good ol' fashioned pillow fight!
7. MOVIE TIME....Grab a bag of popcorn and sit on the floor in the video department & throw popcorn randomly...saying "Whew, I wasnt expecting THAT"
8. Get washable markers & ask random people to sign your body.
2006-12-19 06:14:14 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
9. Come out of the bathroom soaking wet from head to toe and suggest they call a plumber.
10. When you see someone buying a snickers bar, ask them if you can have the first bite
11. Furiously slam the dressing room door closed and tell the attendant that the elevator is broken
12. make a beard of Maxi-pads & hang out in the Christmas Aisle wishing everyone a "bloody merry christmas"
13. Re-enact you faviorite Titantic scene w/ barbie dolls...ask others to play the part of jack as he saves you from jumping over the back of the boat
14. Ask if you could have a price check on yourself....act insulted when they respond
2006-12-19 06:14:22 · update #1
15. Open a box of condoms and hand them out only to women over the age of 65....tell them age is NO reason for carelessness!
16. Go to the appliance section with a frozen dinner....get upset when after 5 mins its still frozen
17. Tell a worker that there will be a mess in automotive dept in 5 mins... tell them u have a feeling ur other personality is planning something...u dont know what...but you know its gonna be BIG!
THUMBS UP IF U LIKE IT!!
2006-12-19 06:14:55 · update #2
I made these up on my own! I was tired of the other list circling....I must have seen it posted 5 times in 1 day...so I came up with these to mix it up a lil!
2006-12-19 06:24:22 · update #3
18. streak through the store wearing a gw bush mask en not much else (well a sock perhaps as kids will be in there) being visibly blindfolded with duc tape over mouth and hands over ears going with :
"war? what war?" tattoed on my pert butt.
ps...merry christmas
2006-12-19 08:14:04 · answer #1 · answered by Zarathustra 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
15
2006-12-19 06:16:29 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
17
2006-12-19 06:25:31 · answer #3 · answered by ricks 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
15. Open a box of condoms and hand them out only to women over the age of 65....tell them age is NO reason for carelessness!
8. Get washable markers & ask random people to sign your body.
2006-12-19 06:16:45 · answer #4 · answered by keep your head up 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've seen these "things to do at Wal Mart" before but there were some that i missed i guess. Thumbs up I liked no. 17, however I'd hate to be the person who has to clean up after all the mess though. As well as the person who might get arrested or permanently kicked out of Wal Mart stores.
2006-12-19 06:20:19 · answer #5 · answered by Liliac 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
OMG ! that is the funniest thing I have seen in ages!
YOU both "rock" & "roll"
12 was the BEST
2006-12-19 06:24:36 · answer #6 · answered by fodleg 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
#13
2006-12-19 07:36:45 · answer #7 · answered by Gardenia 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
12 for sure,all were good,but 12 is the best,good job
2006-12-19 06:22:18 · answer #8 · answered by DON'T GIT LOC'D UP 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
definitely 15! age is definitely not an excuse for carelessness... at least.. not at this age! LOL!
2006-12-19 06:28:50 · answer #9 · answered by I need a vacation! 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hmm, my favorite is #3
2006-12-19 06:18:27 · answer #10 · answered by Natasha!!!! 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋