A number twelve walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer.
"Sorry I can't serve you," states the barman.
"Why not?!" asks the number twelve with anger showing in its voice.
"You're under 18," replies the barman.
little 5 year old nicholas sat on santas lap in the grotto and said " hi santa i have the same name as you"
santa replied " well hello harold"
2006-12-19 06:06:37 · 18 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I shake my head in shame for laughing :)
2006-12-19 06:10:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love the 12<18 thing, hahahaha!
2006-12-19 06:15:51 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-27 20:19:22 · answer #3 · answered by frick 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i don't get the santa one.. but for the 1st one, you can legally drink at 21, not 18
2006-12-19 07:32:18 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Number 12 should have brought his other half along
2006-12-19 06:21:24 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha i liked the santa one reminds me of tow mater on the disney movie cars... hahahaha very funny
2006-12-19 06:10:09 · answer #6 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The second one was way better. That was clever.
2006-12-19 06:51:48 · answer #7 · answered by rickle91 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol omg the second one is soo funny
2006-12-19 07:18:47 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Second one was cute
2006-12-19 06:24:12 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant...made me smile!!!
2006-12-19 06:09:12 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋