2006-12-19 06:02:40 · 10 answers · asked by vehement_chemical 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Because our god has big meaty balls and blessed noodly appendages that would smack the beard off the magical sky wizard...
2006-12-19 06:04:42 · answer #1 · answered by JerseyRick 6 · 6⤊ 1⤋
Because the Flying Spaghetti Monster (pbuh) will smack God around with a wet noodle. He knows that God is a bumbling twit. (I mean, how else do you explain the platypus?)
2006-12-19 14:12:39 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My money's on the Flying Spagetti Monster... let's just ALL pray he wins, so we can breathe easy without that Jehovah fellow around...
2006-12-19 15:35:51 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You really need to shut up; this stupid "Flying Spaghetti Monster" is really getting on my nerves.
2006-12-19 14:09:10 · answer #4 · answered by L-dog =) 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Because FSM is a badasssssssss.....
Can I get a Ramen?
2006-12-19 14:08:48 · answer #5 · answered by ethical_atheist 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
How do you compete with noodly appendages? =0)
2006-12-19 14:06:35 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
He was the senior alter boy.
2006-12-19 14:06:38 · answer #7 · answered by robert m 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
FSM would kick his crucified @SS!
2006-12-19 14:10:14 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ahhhhhh, are you guys sharing your drugs? I'm in......
2006-12-19 14:07:10 · answer #9 · answered by Brooke's Mommy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol!
2006-12-19 14:06:36 · answer #10 · answered by Myaloo 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋