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Two cowboys come upon an Indian lying on his stomach with his ear to the ground. One of the cowboys stops and says to the other, "You see that Indian?"
"Yeah," says the other cowboy.
"Look," says the first one, "he`s listening to the ground. He can hear things for miles in any direction."
Just then the Indian looks up. "Covered wagon," he says, "about two miles away. Have two horses, one brown, one white. Man, woman, child, household effects in wagon."
"Incredible!" says the cowboy to his friend. "This Indian knows how far away they are, how many horses, what color they are, who is in the wagon, and what is in the wagon. Amazing!"
The Indian looks up and says, "Ran over me about a half hour ago."

2006-12-19 05:55:53 · 16 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

16 answers

haha- thats hilarious- thanx

2006-12-19 07:27:56 · answer #1 · answered by cayla_152 3 · 0 0

dude dis joke is quite funny. it says that the Indian wasn't tryng to trace out what was happening a few miles away (as per the cowboys myths) but was trampled by a wagon with 2 horses which carried a man, a woman and also a child.

2006-12-19 14:06:34 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

its like the one but the indian says buffalo come and the cowboy says how do you know indian says sticky ear

2006-12-19 15:23:43 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I got a mild chuckle out of it. Not the worse I've heard.

2006-12-19 14:11:35 · answer #4 · answered by Chris D 4 · 0 0

Kind of lame, but I've heard much worse. Did laugh a little, though!

2006-12-20 06:36:34 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0 0

Very good, not too long and a good punch line

2006-12-20 04:34:09 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

that actually got a chuckle from me. its not unfunny.

2006-12-19 13:58:33 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Not bad. I've heard it before, but it's not bad.

2006-12-19 14:04:01 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

corny but rather amusing

2006-12-19 16:32:15 · answer #9 · answered by elhodgie 2 · 0 0

right up my street that1

2006-12-19 14:12:42 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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