2006-12-19 05:35:51 · 2 answers · asked by princess 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Try this one:
A plane hits severe turbulence and a woman at the front goes nuts
'We're all going to die!' she screamed.
'I have had a few men in my life but none have ever made me feel like a real woman. If I am to die now, is there any man on this plane that can make me feel like a real woman before I die? Any man here that can do that?'
SILENCE
Then a guy at the back slowly stands up. He is a hunk of a guy, Taut muscles, bronzed skin, perfect teeth.
'I can make you feel like a real woman' he whispers, and then starts to slowly walk up the aisle towards her. As he does so, he slowly starts to unbutton his shirt.
As he gets towards the front of the plane, the woman is in a near frenzy of anticipation. Finally she will be made to feel a real woman.
The guy finally unbuttons his shirt and removes it, revealing a perfect 6-pack. He drapes the shirt over his arm and slowly extends his arm towards her.
'Iron this', he whispers....................
A bit sexist but OK, a good joke anyhow.
Hope you like it :-)
2006-12-20 22:29:59 · answer #1 · answered by superman in disguise 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
what thing is big and ugly
look in the mirrir and see for yourself
2006-12-22 03:36:37 · answer #2 · answered by Jade 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋