2006-12-19 05:03:16 · 4 answers · asked by :) 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Johnny got deeper before he got creeper, and when his creeper got deeper, he sleeper.
2006-12-19 05:05:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Little Johnny Deeper was enfatuated with his 4th grade teacher. One day he had to stay after school to be present at his teacher/parent conference. His parents were running late (as usual) and he could no longer fight his urges for his very attractive mid 20's teacher who was dressed in a very short mini-skirt. He left his seat in the back of the class room, ran up to his teacher, knocked her back, lifted her skirt and preceded to have his way with her. Just then his parents walked in and his mother screamed "Johnny Deeper" Without hesitation he shouted back "Jesus Christ women im only 9...Im about as deep as I can get!"
2006-12-19 14:02:25 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Johnny Deeper's mom walked into his room to find him in bed with his girlfriend. "Johnny Deeper!" she shouted.
Johnny replied, "Mom, I am only seven inches, I'm as deep as I can get already!"
2006-12-19 13:11:22 · answer #3 · answered by photonic_beam 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋
what johnny deeper jokes? give us a clue!
2006-12-19 13:11:25 · answer #4 · answered by I need a vacation! 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋