I eat cats!
2006-12-19 05:01:16 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pets ➔ Cats
Well well well. First move to China they probably have the most cats and typewriters. Once you get there hike up the tallest mountain and ask the guy up there how you type with your face. At least you won't be around here........moron.
2006-12-21 21:29:20 · answer #1 · answered by gman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First, get your cat (since this is under the cat catagory) to hold your face down to the keyboard, then have your cat push your face onto the keyboard with it's paws.
2006-12-19 10:40:00 · answer #2 · answered by Tigger 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just gently lay your face upon the keyboard. Then try smashing it down hard. HARDER! HARDER UNTIL THE BLOOD STARTS COMING OUT ND YOUR SKULL STARTS TO PERTRUDE FROM THE BIG BLOODY SPOT THAT ONCE WAS YOUR FACE!
2006-12-19 05:05:22 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
put a pencil between your teeth and type.
2006-12-19 14:24:22 · answer #4 · answered by ambi 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try the tip of your tounge.
2006-12-19 10:42:43 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's GREAT!
Oh, type with your nose.
2006-12-19 05:04:03 · answer #6 · answered by msnite1969 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋