Sarah, a recently widowed Jewish lady, was sitting on a beach towel at Cocoa Beach, Florida. She looked up and noticed that a man her age had walked up, placed his blanket on the sand nearby and began reading a book.
Smiling, she attempted to strike up a conversation with him. "Hello, sir,"how are you?"
"Fine, thank you," he responded, and turned back to his book.
"I love the beach. Do you come here often?" she asked.
"First time since my wife passed away last year," he replied, and again turned back to his book.
"Do you live around here?" she asked.
"Yes, I live over in Suntree, he answered, and then resumed reading.
Trying to find a topic of common interest, Sarah persisted. "Do you like ***** cats?"
With that, the man threw his book down, jumped off his blanket onto hers, tore off both their swimsuits and gave her the most passionate ride of sex she ever had in her life!
As the cloud of sand began to settle, Sarah gasped and asked the man, "How did you know that was what I wanted?"
The man replied, "How did you know my name was Katz"?
2006-12-19 04:52:09 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i dont get it
2006-12-19 05:05:50 · answer #1 · answered by Becky D 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
who's Regis? Its some one noted as Chris Tarrant who does the t.v practice Who ought to be a Millionaire.... tremendously good comedian tale nonetheless, in basic terms a splash too long i've got been given bored examining it via the tip.
2016-10-15 06:05:25 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have to say I was not expecting that one. I thought it was super funny, I guess Sarah had a big smile for the day. LOL HAHAHAHAHA!!!
2006-12-19 05:17:08 · answer #3 · answered by hazelshine 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny But STUPIDLY FUNNY! Niceeeeeee.
2006-12-19 04:59:21 · answer #4 · answered by lilbigred12 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent joke, a good laugh.
2006-12-19 04:55:45 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one made me smile
2006-12-19 04:59:32 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Every1 should start asking that question coz Im changing my name to 'Kat'.... ha ha ha ha rotflmao
2006-12-19 05:42:27 · answer #7 · answered by Olivia-Joan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh that is funny honey,, nice one I got to tell my hubby this one
2006-12-19 05:10:00 · answer #8 · answered by tee k 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was very funny, and it was not at all offensive.
2006-12-19 06:58:42 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-12-19 04:57:35 · answer #10 · answered by cliffhanger 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg lol hilariously priceless!
2006-12-19 04:59:09 · answer #11 · answered by Myastar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋