"Doc I have this problem. Everything I eat comes out looking the same. I eat ice cream and it comes out looking like ice cream. I eat pizza and it comes out looking like pizza. Pepperonis are even in the same spot. What should I do?" Doc says "Eat sh!t"
2006-12-19 04:44:44 · 20 answers · asked by firefly 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i already tried eating sh!t and it came out looking like pasta, now what do i do?
2006-12-19 04:48:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd rate that a 6 out of 10
2006-12-19 12:47:02 · answer #2 · answered by The FFX Blitz ™ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If I was the doctor, I would have told him to get his own website and charge people to watch it, then take 50% of the profits!
(I guess that's why I'm not a doctor. Well, that and the whole 'medical degree' thing.)
2006-12-19 12:49:36 · answer #3 · answered by Mitch 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great Joke, keep them coming honey for the love of money!
2006-12-19 12:47:23 · answer #4 · answered by sarabmw 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How sad, poor man has to eat **** in order for it to come out looking like ****. LOL HAHAHAHAHA!!!
2006-12-19 13:20:43 · answer #5 · answered by hazelshine 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's pretty good! Nice one.
2006-12-19 12:49:57 · answer #6 · answered by Inferno13 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I guess I'm a little slow today :(
2006-12-19 13:07:43 · answer #7 · answered by xander 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
disgusting
2006-12-19 12:48:19 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
eww thats nasty but funny
2006-12-19 12:46:38 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gross but funny!
2006-12-19 18:42:13 · answer #10 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋