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A few months ago I came out of my friends mobile home in a beautiful park. There was a family of geese coming from under the home. I thought they were so cute so I made a quacky sound and the male immediately hopped ont he female. A few months later my friend tells me that the geese have multiplied. I feel like I am a God! should I do it again?

2006-12-19 04:41:54 · 21 answers · asked by ConstElation 6 in Pets Birds

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Of course you are. But let's see you do a tough one. I'd like to see you make rabbits start humping for no apparent reason.

If you can pull that one off you'll be able to start your own religion.

2006-12-19 04:45:15 · answer #1 · answered by warn_terr 2 · 1 2

It's called coincidence. You are not a GOD.

co·in·ci·dence –noun 1. a striking occurrence of two or more events at one time apparently by mere chance: Our meeting in Venice was pure coincidence.
2. the condition or fact of coinciding.
3. an instance of this.

2006-12-19 12:51:05 · answer #2 · answered by msnite1969 5 · 1 2

You should definitely use your powers to go honk at endangered species!

Don't waste it on the regular geese!

2006-12-19 12:58:39 · answer #3 · answered by Shannon 6 · 1 1

Let's see if your God, during duck season go out with some duck hunters and stand out in the area and quack again and we will see if your God.

2006-12-19 13:43:24 · answer #4 · answered by threegreengables 1 · 0 2

The power of the Spirit is with you.Thats good.In the bible it says for us to be as God. your doing fine. Hope you have a Very Merry Christmas

2006-12-19 12:49:34 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 2

No you are not God. Just a dude with a goose fettish.

2006-12-19 12:50:17 · answer #6 · answered by Ether Fumes 5 · 3 0

Lol i dont think u did it you may have so go ahead try it lol best of luck

2006-12-19 13:03:43 · answer #7 · answered by crnsnbl80 1 · 0 1

Blasphemy.

2006-12-19 12:49:22 · answer #8 · answered by angelmwilson 5 · 0 4

If you need to ask then you are not. A god knows it all...just like i do

2006-12-19 12:49:56 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

yeah i'm two points away from level 2 so i'll take my two points that make me a level 2 and leave

2006-12-19 13:33:39 · answer #10 · answered by qtmckinnon 2 · 0 3

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