2006-12-19 04:27:18 · 19 answers · asked by pastor of muppets 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
An eye-patch.
"Shiver me timbers, Jesus, let's role-play."
2006-12-19 04:30:30 · answer #1 · answered by Markie 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
All of the souls He helped me save this year...along with all of my love, adoration and being the willing vessel that He has asked of me. So, my gift is love, time and money.
Why, what did you get Him?
-Joe, He may not have been born on that day specifically, however that is when we as Christians celebrate it!
Do you always celebrate your birthday on the exact day? I know I sometimes don't...usually wait for a weekend, so family and friends can join in the celebration.
2006-12-19 12:30:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have a present under the tree wrapped in 'happy birthday' paper, with a sticker on it that says 'happy birthday jesus'! I'll tell you what's in it, since I don't think jesus reads Y!A: it's scented oils for his feet and hair. If he doesn't come by on the 25th we're planning to open it and warm the oil in a dish over a candle so the whole house will smell lovely and remind us how much we love jesus.
2006-12-19 12:31:35 · answer #3 · answered by B SIDE 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Nothing. I am not a holiday person. I get so angry and annoyed at all the greed that most people just need to be slapped.
I can not believe the world has forgotten how to love
2006-12-19 12:29:36 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Socks
Oh, shyt, Clawdike got him the same thing. Oh well, can't have too many socks... and they'll look great with his sandals
2006-12-19 12:29:05 · answer #5 · answered by bodinibold 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Christ was not born on December 25. fact
2006-12-19 12:29:46 · answer #6 · answered by Joe 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I've started going back to church. I needed to give him and God more of my time especially since they both give me all of theirs.
2006-12-19 12:29:45 · answer #7 · answered by SweetnSpiceyBrown 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nothing. lol. I can't give a gift to a dead man... what a waste of money. Unless you mean that kid named jesus around the block from me =D
2006-12-19 12:29:48 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
The Book of Mormon.
2006-12-19 12:29:11 · answer #9 · answered by Rowdy Yayhoot 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I re-dedicate my life to Him.
2006-12-19 12:28:20 · answer #10 · answered by Ulrika 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋