There's this foreign cashier who doesn't speak very much english but knows 3 sentences. A man goes in the store and aks him
" How much is the milk?" cashier says, "only 25 cents" man says "is it fresh?" cashier says "as fresh as fresh can be!" man says "is it on sale?" cashier says "not today maybe tomorrow. Then a robber comes in and goes up to the foriegn cashier and say "How much money you got in there!!?!!" cashier says "only 25 cents." robber- "are you being fresh with me?!!" cashier- "as fresh as fresh can be!" robber- "Do you want me to shoot you?!!!" the cashier says "not today maybe tomorrow!!"
2006-12-19 04:21:17 · 17 answers · asked by goddess♥ 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
u got a smile from me... hmm... goddess seems to be in a jolly mood... anything from santa yet??
2006-12-19 04:58:46 · answer #1 · answered by I need a vacation! 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What is funny is if this robber came back the next day and shot him...now that would have been funny.
This was a good joke.
2006-12-19 05:18:24 · answer #2 · answered by uchaboo 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Somewhat funny, but silly!
2006-12-19 10:52:22 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats funny
2006-12-19 04:27:56 · answer #4 · answered by juanita_saspey 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha
2006-12-19 04:26:52 · answer #5 · answered by lucy_diamond66 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool, worth a giggle.
2006-12-19 04:23:34 · answer #6 · answered by Nemesis: Your worst nightmare 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg lol hilariously priceless!
2006-12-19 05:11:01 · answer #7 · answered by Myastar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's pretty good!
2006-12-19 04:56:24 · answer #8 · answered by Inferno13 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tricky problem. seek with google. this can assist!
2015-04-27 17:03:36 · answer #9 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how cute. actually made me smile
2006-12-19 04:28:53 · answer #10 · answered by kriggle 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋