How do you make it less obvious that you have just been for a poo when you are on your fist date?
2006-12-19 04:06:35 · 26 answers · asked by G.T 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Oh good grief, we all do it. It's not like your doing something out of the ordinary. Go to the john and get back to the date, sheesh.
2006-12-19 04:12:08 · answer #1 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha! Dude a poo takes a while to do. How do you do that if you are on a date? I normally don't poo if on a date cause there just isn't time. I mean I can't go to a restaurant with a girl and say, "I'll be right back," then go poo for 20 min and come back!
2006-12-19 04:13:03 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm going to be a bit creative with this one. When your out on a date in a restaurant tell your girlfriend her lipstick dosen't suit her. She'll make an excuse to go to the ladies room 5 mins later. You have at least 30 - 50 mins to have dump before she relises you have gone.
2006-12-19 04:16:37 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try to be quick cause the longer you are the more she will think you are doing a No.2!!
Or when you come back from the bathroom tell her you just bumped into a friend and you both were chatting for a while, she wont suspect a thing, promise.
2006-12-19 06:03:01 · answer #4 · answered by anastacia500 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Make sure you haven't got any mess left on your sleeve or hand and also look under your fingernails. If using paper, check for trailing lavatory roll that may have become attached.
When returning to your date do not say, "Ooooooh, that's better!", "Christ, I needed that!", "Jesus, I think I just broke a rib dropping that fella!" or "Dear God, I would not want to be the next guy who goes in there, someone's left one Hell of a mess!" whilst winking.
2006-12-19 04:13:38 · answer #5 · answered by Captain Dandy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats going to be a lot of thinking for me. Try not to take so long when u go poo. try to make it less than 10 minutes. lol i don't know what to tell you really.
2006-12-19 04:09:38 · answer #6 · answered by Short Chick 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just excuse yourself to the potty and poo poo. Don't make a big deal of it.
If your date doesn't accept the fact that you're human, and you poop, then you don't need to be with her....
2006-12-19 04:11:09 · answer #7 · answered by Lady J 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Make certain you don't come out with a newspaper in hand, check for toilet paper on your shoes and be sure to spray so the scent doesn't follow you!
2006-12-19 04:08:59 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
superb question, ill be watching for the answers....this applies to us girls too you know!!! its even worse when you stay round and you just HAVE to go what to do??? why cant we just say we're going for a sh1t and be done with it......what about farting??? is there some sort of plug we can use for dates?? it happens guys come on....lets all help each other out here!!!
2006-12-19 04:11:34 · answer #9 · answered by sarah3000 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd make a point of telling them, although maybe that's not the best decision.
2006-12-19 04:12:05 · answer #10 · answered by NM 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋