2006-12-19 04:06:14 · 16 answers · asked by CHARLIEDONTSURF 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ewe that milk he left was chunky for a reason .... bad santa! He whacked off while looking at my dog last year!
2006-12-19 04:18:23 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Santa is so fat that his sex drive doesn't matter, if you know what I mean. I saw something on Oprah that alluded to the fact that when a man is obese he loses ---ahem---length in that area.
2006-12-19 12:10:38 · answer #2 · answered by Mythical Creature 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh so funny. Who said he was a bastard? He comes more than once, he just doesn't have to brag like you.
2006-12-19 12:08:43 · answer #3 · answered by nanny4hap 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, it's because he's so d*mn old, and fat, and impotent, and he lives with a bunch of f*cking elves and a woman who hit menopause hundreds of years ago.
2006-12-19 13:06:44 · answer #4 · answered by Inferno13 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's in the Claus in his contract
2006-12-19 15:56:38 · answer #5 · answered by murphy51024 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that old bag is always riding him on his back
2006-12-19 12:34:23 · answer #6 · answered by Grammar B*@%h 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I GUESS SO IF HE CUMS ONLY ONCE A YEAR HA HA.... cool
2006-12-19 12:09:44 · answer #7 · answered by SEXY CRML 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes but it does take him all night to deliver!!!
2006-12-19 13:01:27 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
dear santa could you please send that leggy blonde i begged for last year ?
2006-12-19 12:11:01 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
not funny
2006-12-19 17:06:04 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋