So the athiest is running as fast as he can, screaming for his life, and hoping the bear won't kill him. As he takes a quick glance over his shoulder, he realizes that he has no chance for survival! He yells on top of his lungs, "OH GOD, WHY ME, PLEASE HELP!"
In an instant everything freezes. The bear is frozen as his paws are about to slash the athiest body in two.
Then Gods voice booms out and says in a deep voice "Why do you call apon me if you never in your life believed in me! Is it because I am recognized only for the sake of your life?"
The athiest pleads, and says, "If you can not make me a believer in you, please, let a miracle happen and have the bear be the believer of you!"
Gods last words were "It shall be done"
All of a sudden the freeze is broken and the bear stops what he was about to do and gets down on his knees and says "Thank you God for the food I am about to eat......."
2006-12-19 04:04:12 · 8 answers · asked by DrPepper 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Great joke, lol
2006-12-19 05:35:54 · answer #1 · answered by This, That & such 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A bear's paws cannot slice a person in two. Their talens do.
2006-12-19 12:46:07 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
2006-12-19 18:55:42 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
2006-12-19 12:15:02 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i luv that one. good joke
2006-12-19 12:08:24 · answer #5 · answered by flatteredwu 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh my stars, you went there.
2006-12-19 12:06:25 · answer #6 · answered by Nemesis: Your worst nightmare 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmaorotfl
2006-12-20 00:38:45 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A good one, thanks for the laugh - Clarabele
2006-12-19 12:31:45 · answer #8 · answered by CLARABELLE 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋