A guy goes into a supermarket and gets a gallon of milk, a loaf of bread and pound of sugar. When he gets to the check out isle, the woman ringing him out says "Wow, you must be single." He says "Yes how did you know?" She says "Because you're ugly."
2006-12-19 03:55:00 · 18 answers · asked by Chris D 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
um...ok
2006-12-19 03:59:18 · answer #1 · answered by Lexie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
all the adult men have develop into aroused on the medevil honest at the same time as an alluring woman walks by technique of, and one by technique of one you may hear their uh, contraptions outstanding their armor. at the same time as it reaches Mort Goldman, there isn't any sound today so he says: "Ding!"
2016-11-27 20:05:59 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute.
2006-12-19 04:12:43 · answer #3 · answered by Feather 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I THINK ITS CUTE N FUNNY!! HA HA U R EXPECTING HER TO KNOW CUZ OF WHAT HE BOUGHT BUT SHE JUST LOOKED AT HIM N WAS LIKE DAMN HE UGLY HE MUST BE SINGLE HA HA GOT MORE??!
2006-12-19 04:07:26 · answer #4 · answered by SEXY CRML 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe
sounds like something i would say...
but im a little mean.
good jokee.
2006-12-19 03:59:31 · answer #5 · answered by x3holdaloverclose 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
were the ugly come from
2006-12-19 04:04:22 · answer #6 · answered by darkangel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
im sorry but i didnt realy like it. it wasn't funny. it was stupid. that can not be your best joke.
2006-12-19 04:03:46 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, ok i didnt see that coming
2006-12-19 04:18:15 · answer #8 · answered by Ebony 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny funny funny
2006-12-19 05:45:14 · answer #9 · answered by Jesus_Is_My_Life 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute!@~
2006-12-19 04:15:02 · answer #10 · answered by nswblue 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That 's a f*ckin' great one!!
2006-12-19 05:07:52 · answer #11 · answered by Inferno13 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋