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I once came upon a man named Roy. He was on his way to the baker, when suddenly my knobs were twisted. This didn't seem to frighten anyone, as I had already finished my soup for the day. But when you grow older, you learn to make use of the things that really count. I was in the water when your mother told me that the cheese was bad. This made me angry. The fact that someone, so cruel, so uncaring, could make such wonderful love. In this, I leave you all with the sense of drunkiness in your laps. Call the network. We're on like flies on a New York hooker in July.

2006-12-19 03:21:20 · 7 answers · asked by sbwman 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

7 answers

Well alright you can have the rest of this sandwich. When you put it like that it makes sense but just don't use the rest of the Ketchup I have to work tomorrow.

2006-12-19 03:52:04 · answer #1 · answered by Rocky The Fearless 5 · 0 0

Ummm...let me see... what are the words I'm looking for... oh yeah, I remember now, the phrase I was searching for was: WHAT THE F*U*C*K!!!

2006-12-19 13:25:56 · answer #2 · answered by Inferno13 6 · 0 0

Huh?

2006-12-19 11:50:40 · answer #3 · answered by ♥ME♥ 6 · 0 0

ya know i don't really get it. gives us some hints

2006-12-19 11:23:36 · answer #4 · answered by kriggle 2 · 0 0

have you got Alzheimer's?

2006-12-19 11:36:12 · answer #5 · answered by Greeneyed 7 · 0 0

A good one, thanks for the laugh - Clarabele

2006-12-19 12:36:13 · answer #6 · answered by CLARABELLE 7 · 0 0

<-------is very confused

2006-12-19 15:33:27 · answer #7 · answered by la_southern_femme 4 · 0 0

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