A question for all you Americans?

Question

why do you think you are so bloody good? your Army kills there allies, you eat far to much food, you come on here with your arrogant views that dont even make any sense, you bang on about how you save us all in the wars what happened in Vietnam?, Cuba beats you at Baseball, George Bush is a prick, you cant drink until you are 21, the new mustang in crap, Fergie sings about London Bridge (the one in the video is Tower Bridge!) only 10% of your country has a passport and if you came across a roundabout you would crap your fat pants.

Answer 1

here here!!!! nice one .....

Answer 2

You have to take into consideration that most of the posters here are, youngsters who have never served in the military. I don't think the US saved anyone in either world war. Allies came together to defeat a greater evil. But as long as we want to sling mud.......let's have a go. Eat too much? Maybe because we have TEETH. Cuba and baseball. It's a GAME. When was the last time you won the World Cup? Bush isn't a prick; he's ignorant and misguided and I didn't vote for him. Don't buy the Mustang. Any new production vehicle has problems. I'd wait a few years. Fergie sings a song? It's entertainment, not a history lesson. Maybe she couldn't get a filming permit to go and film in Arizona where the London Bridge is now located. A roundabout is no big deal. Try the 5 freeway in Southern California at 5 in the afternoon

Answer 3

Geopolitics is so much like highschool.

The nerds, losers, and burnouts slag off the popular kids because the popular kids behave like assholes. Why? Because they can. They're beautiful, powerful, accomplished, accepted, and don't need the approval of anyone but their peers. And it drives the outgroup crazy. They spend most of their time bitching about how much they hate the popular kids, define themselves by how much they are *not* like the popular kids, and spend an inordinate amount of effort trying to be noticed by the popular kids, even if that attention is negative. They seem to feel they don't exist unless they are on the radar. And even though they know what it's like to feel underestimated and picked on, it doesn't stop them from doing the same to someone else. Meanwhile, the popular kids don't really give a damn, because they're content with their lot. Lather, rinse, repeat.

It's really sad.

Why the inferiority complex? Your culture has contributed some of the most wonderful things to the world--the best literature, the best (arguably) music, and stood alone as a tiny island against evil in Europe during WWII for three years before we got there. These are things I respect, and things you should be proud of. But your pride gets tarnished when you yip at our heels like this, as if you were some neglected chihuaua. It won't get you anything but frustration, and it dishonors your proud history.

And please, do drop the moral superiority thing. Your treatment of the Irish over history rivals any display of bad form of which we might be guilty.

C'mon--really, we're your children. Be nice! And we're only teenagers in terms of cultural age. You're old, very old. Don't be such a curmudgeon! Kids will be kids!

I love you anyway!

Answer 4

When you have no problems of your own, come back again and tell us what were doing wrong, then maybe will be open to listening. Again, every member of society, has one problem or more. Let's see: bloody good-who have you been listening to, I didnt' even say anything, Army kills allies-which order in that long line are we?(at least our military is doing something about the world problems.. let's hear your story of achievement), arrogant views (need we copy and paste your vast knowledge of opinion here) Cuba beats us at baseball and your point is?? You don;'t like Bush, then that's probably why you don't live here, at least we don't have to bow down to the queen. There are more options than just a mustang and what does Fergie have to do with "London Bridge".. 10% passport, maybe we like where we live and a roundabout, if you cross the military-maybe they will watch you soil your funny pants. Called freedom of expression, get your pass port in order and give it a try... Have a good one will ya'

Answer 5

well people get killed in war its called friendly fire as for Vietnam the liberals here suck and they cut the funding so we had to leave and i could care less about baseball i think Bush is great and you just cant drink until you are 21 legally i was drinking at 14 who is Fergie and i don't have a passport because i don't need one why the hell would i want to go to your country you all don't like us and i drive around a roundabout all the time we have some here you know

Answer 6

We are so "bloody" good because:

1. We whipped your little hind ends back in 1776
2. We whipped your little hind ends back in 1812
3. We whipped your little hind ends back in 1861 when you tried to support the south to divide our country.
4. We bailed you out in WWI
5. We bailed you out in WWII
6. We have ruled the world ever since.

As for us killing our allies, I don't know what you are talking about.

As for us eating too much, it sounds to me like you guys are in the same boat.

We are arrogant, and we don't have to make since, refer to points 1 through 6.

Cuba does not beat us at baseball, by the way, what professional sport do you guys have that we as Americans actually care about?

You were not involved in Vietnam, so shut your fish eating trap

The new mustang rocks, your Mini's suck

I don't care what Fergie sings about, when is the last time you Brits had a good band anyways.

Who cares about having a passport, we don't want to see your country anyways.

As a Marine myself, you should know, there is a roundabout on Camp Lejeune, and we deal just fine with it.

As for the pants, quit buying our jeans.

Tally Ho!

Answer 7

What makes you think you're better? All armies have incidents of fraticide. We've got enough so we eat it.In WWII your *** was saved by the US to a certain degree. What happenend to the UK in Afghanistan a couple of centuries ago?Australia just kicked your *** in cricket. If Bush is a prick I guess that makes Blair his *****. You can drink before you're 21 just not legally. Who cares about the new Mustang or Fergie for gods sake.
Now the flip side : Your health care sucks, you're teeth are rotten, your cuisine is the worst in the world, you bow to a queen that you haven't got the stones to get rid of, you get taxed to death to keep a figure head monarchy, and f you could afford to get a passport and come to America you'd crap in your cheap English clothes if you ever had to drive on one of our highways. See how stereotypes go both ways?

Answer 8

Apparently you haven't read your answers from your last "bash America" question. Let me school you on a few things:
British forces have also committed fratracide. If you consider that there are 140,000 American troops in the Middle East, compared to 7,000 British troops, you would see that the rate of fratricide among British troops is actually much higher (well, you are so dim that you still might not see it, but an intelligent person would).
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2006/12/11/uinquest111.xml

http://www.politicalgateway.com/news/read/49908

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/4468088.stm

Again, Yahoo already posted an article about the obesity rate in Europe (especially England) being higher than in the US. Unemployment is much higher in Europe too, btw.

As far as passports are concerned, we have not needed them to travel to many countries. The new law requiring a passport goes into effect in 2007, so you may see more passports being issued after that time.

Answer 9

I've got news for you there sparky! Americans don't give a sh**, what you think of us! We are the greatest country in the world. Who the heck needs a friggin passport, we have enough National Monuments and amuzement parks to last us a lifetime, without even crossing a border or flying on an airplane. Our food is better than yours and we are the land of the free and the home of the brave. So go drink your freaking tea and get over yourself. We are better than you in soooooo many ways!

Answer 10

Maybe the reason why our "Army kills there allies" is because our "allies" like to sit on the sidelines and tell us what it is we should do and how to do it. Unitl you send more troops to amount to ours or even pick up a gun and join them on the front lines then maybe you should keep your mouth shut. As for only 10% of Americans having passports, maybe unlike you English we like our country and don't find the need to leave it as often as you Brits.

Answer 11

Are you British? I am, and while I'd say we have a far more intelligent leader than the unfortunate Americans do, we are hardly in a position to preach.

In fact, having lived in the US, continental Europe, and the UK, I think we as a nation are sadly lacking in terms of social progress. Much of the UK population seems to think that we are still some huge empire. We're not, we haven't been for a long time, and we need to quit fancying ourselves so much. It's way past time to wake up and move with the times.

There are plenty of good things about our nation. The English superiority complex and desperate attempts to convince ourselves that we're better than everyone else, when in fact we're decades behind, is not one of them. The reputation we have abroad, as lager louts who expect the world to revolve around us, is beyond a joke.

Yes, it's a generalisation, and I don't consider myself to fit into that box... but everyday I see more more evidence that there is truth in the national stereotype.

It's comments like yours that maintain that image. Congratulations.