Is there another word for synonym?
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
Why do men refuse to stop and ask for directions, and women refuse to learn how to read maps?
2006-12-19 02:13:51 · 13 answers · asked by Kevin_Mart13 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
no
dead
in case it has to close for emergencies
genetics
2006-12-19 02:16:25 · answer #1 · answered by Greeneyed 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I think polynadrophiaticisma . Yeah my thesaurass agrees.
It would a turtle in a half shell AKA a ninja Turtle. They are not homeless they live in the sewers of New York City.
It is because they use a diffeerent calander of course.
Have you ever stopped to ask for directions that can be some scary sh1t.. About as scary as a woman giving you directions. Even if she is reading them off a map.
2006-12-19 10:29:34 · answer #2 · answered by jlo003 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The turtle is naked....
In case of a Lost Child alert (although how a child can get lost in 7-11 is beyond me)
Because women are trying to teach men how to stop and ask directions, and men are too macho to think they could be lost.
2006-12-19 10:17:57 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. No
2. Yes
3. In case they ever sell the property and it becomes a different type of establishment, the locks are already in place
4. This is false - I know how to read a map
2006-12-19 11:22:06 · answer #4 · answered by Jayna 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
women ask for directions, thats why they dont read maps, and the turtle would be naked because his real home would be a hole or a lake
2006-12-19 10:35:39 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
no there isnt
i cant live without it shell and if turtles go to Heaven then he would jsut be naked
in case of an emergency
because men think they can do eveything, and women like to figure things out for themselves
2006-12-19 10:18:28 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ court ♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the turtle will be naked,
they don't need locks
men don't need to ask, when women already know the direction to go
2006-12-19 11:16:20 · answer #7 · answered by darkangel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is there another word for a "thesaurus"?
Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?
Can a child be anything else but childish?
2006-12-19 10:30:22 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Those are some great questions. I never thought about it like that before.
2006-12-19 10:15:59 · answer #9 · answered by Jamie G 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. they are naked
2. No
3. to shut down during emergencies
4. To get lost, to get lost
2006-12-19 10:19:22 · answer #10 · answered by Ryan R 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Turtle = homeless
7-11 = employees need to screw in the back room, Duh.
Men and directions = men are stupid
Women and directions = We just play stupid, so you can deal w/ it. hahahahahahahahahaha
2006-12-19 12:24:41 · answer #11 · answered by ♥ME♥ 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋