Bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods. We've dicovered when I am in a good mood it turns green. When I am in a bad mood it leaves a big F@#*ing red mark on his forehead
2006-12-19 02:12:05 · 11 answers · asked by FOXY 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
omg lol hilariously priceless!
2006-12-19 02:24:00 · answer #1 · answered by Myastar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I posted that one ages ago .
Female Hormones
DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.
SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: What did I do wrong?
SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars.
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo it today.
SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some more chocolate.
13 Things PMS Stands For:
1. Pass My Shotgun
2. Psychotic Mood Shift
3. Perpetual Munching Spree
4. Puffy Mid-Section
5. People Make me Sick
6. Provide Me with Sweets
7. Pardon My Sobbing
8. Pimples May Surface
9. Pass My Sweatpants
10. Pissy Mood Syndrome
11. Plainly; Men Suck
12. Pack My Stuff...... ..And my favorite one...
13. Potential Murder Suspect
Pass this onto your girlfriends who might need a good laugh! Or men
who
need a warning! And remember: Money talks...chocolate sings.
Another giggle... My boyfriend, unhappy with my mood swings, bought
me a mood-ring to monitor my moods. When I'm in a good mood, it
turns green. When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big red mark on his
forehead. Maybe next time he'll buy diamonds.
Have some chocolate.
2006-12-19 14:15:08 · answer #2 · answered by LAUGHING MAGPIE 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
then gave him back his mood ring and let him wear it and see his mood u might like it
2006-12-19 11:27:42 · answer #3 · answered by darkangel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol stop having mood swings!!
2006-12-19 10:33:41 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before, but it's still funny.
2006-12-19 10:22:34 · answer #5 · answered by shermynewstart 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha, that's definitely a feel good woman joke!
2006-12-19 11:47:50 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO, that's freaking funny.
2006-12-19 10:21:41 · answer #7 · answered by Ryan R 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tehehe thats funny.
2006-12-19 10:14:58 · answer #8 · answered by a.gatenby 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love it, very funny.
2006-12-19 14:32:35 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats not good
2006-12-19 10:15:17 · answer #10 · answered by Jamie G 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋