omg lol hilariously priceless!
2006-12-19 02:24:00
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answered by Myastar 4
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I posted that one ages ago .
Female Hormones
DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.
SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: What did I do wrong?
SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars.
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo it today.
SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some more chocolate.
13 Things PMS Stands For:
1. Pass My Shotgun
2. Psychotic Mood Shift
3. Perpetual Munching Spree
4. Puffy Mid-Section
5. People Make me Sick
6. Provide Me with Sweets
7. Pardon My Sobbing
8. Pimples May Surface
9. Pass My Sweatpants
10. Pissy Mood Syndrome
11. Plainly; Men Suck
12. Pack My Stuff...... ..And my favorite one...
13. Potential Murder Suspect
Pass this onto your girlfriends who might need a good laugh! Or men
who
need a warning! And remember: Money talks...chocolate sings.
Another giggle... My boyfriend, unhappy with my mood swings, bought
me a mood-ring to monitor my moods. When I'm in a good mood, it
turns green. When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big red mark on his
forehead. Maybe next time he'll buy diamonds.
Have some chocolate.
2006-12-19 14:15:08
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answered by LAUGHING MAGPIE 6
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then gave him back his mood ring and let him wear it and see his mood u might like it
2006-12-19 11:27:42
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answered by darkangel 2
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lol stop having mood swings!!
2006-12-19 10:33:41
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answered by Anonymous
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Heard it before, but it's still funny.
2006-12-19 10:22:34
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answered by shermynewstart 7
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hahaha, that's definitely a feel good woman joke!
2006-12-19 11:47:50
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answered by Anonymous
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LMAO, that's freaking funny.
2006-12-19 10:21:41
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answered by Ryan R 2
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tehehe thats funny.
2006-12-19 10:14:58
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answered by a.gatenby 3
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I love it, very funny.
2006-12-19 14:32:35
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answered by Anonymous
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lol thats not good
2006-12-19 10:15:17
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answered by Jamie G 4
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