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Two guys in a car drive right through the red light. "Man, you just ran that red light!" exclaimed the passenger. "Don't worry, my brother does it all the time," said the driver. They continue driving through town and then proceed to drive through another stop light.

"You just ran another stop light! You're going to get us killed!" screamed the nervous passenger. "Don't worry, my brother does it all the time," repeated the driver. Moments later, they approached a green light and they came to a halting stop. "Why are you stopping?" asked the anxious passenger. The driver turned and said, "Because my brother might be coming!"

2006-12-19 02:12:04 · 12 answers · asked by ? 5 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

12 answers

Pretty good, I haven't heard that one before.

2006-12-19 02:26:47 · answer #1 · answered by Ryan R 2 · 0 0

i have a better one


731984032 guys running red lights?
731984032 guys in a car drive right through the red light. "Man, you just ran that red light!" exclaimed the passenger. "Don't worry, my brother does it all the time," said the driver. They continue driving through town and then proceed to drive through another stop light.

"You just ran another stop light! You're going to get us killed!" screamed the nervous passenger. "Don't worry, my brother does it all the time," repeated the driver. Moments later, they approached a green light and they came to a halting stop. "Why are you stopping?" asked the anxious passenger. The driver turned and said, "Because my brother might be coming!"

2006-12-19 06:08:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Lawyer probably not going to be able to much for you except cost you a few more dollars. Never take off your seat belt until the officer reaches the vehicle. Best case he just writes you for the seat belt. Worst case he thinks you are reaching for a gun and draws his gun on you. Failure to stop means you did not actually come to a complete stop and look both ways, you looked while rolling. Failure to observe is for going through the intersection. Your statement "I did not see it" indicated careless driving. You can explain to the judge about the seat belt and if you cop to the rest he might drop that one. I don't know if NJ lets you take a driving class to get points off your license, however if they do it would be a good investment. Ask the court clerk. Oh yeah, Jersey, which exit?

2016-03-29 00:14:02 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

that was stuped in a funny way

nice job!

2006-12-19 02:28:29 · answer #4 · answered by Napoosha! 1 · 0 0

That is a good one; thank you

2006-12-19 02:16:08 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

That actually a great joke ;)

2006-12-19 02:47:21 · answer #6 · answered by ? 2 · 0 0

that's pretty good

2006-12-19 02:27:22 · answer #7 · answered by Rocky The Fearless 5 · 0 0

that good haha

2006-12-19 03:25:03 · answer #8 · answered by darkangel 2 · 0 0

ha ha ha ha ha LOL

2006-12-19 02:50:21 · answer #9 · answered by just me 3 · 0 0

lol

2006-12-19 02:17:16 · answer #10 · answered by Greeneyed 7 · 0 0

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