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He should know that I'm allergic to to much electricity

2006-12-19 01:48:06 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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What if I said God is going to throw Bubble Gum at you.Would you believe that also?

2006-12-19 01:51:09 · answer #1 · answered by AngelsFan 6 · 0 0

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2016-10-15 05:51:46 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

LOL :))

He wouldn't do that, but if there's a thunderstorm and there's lightning, better stop and smile at the sky, just in case,...


A Mother noticed that it was about time for school to dismiss and since it looked like it was going to rain, she drove toward the school to pick up her eight year old daughter. She turned down the street to see her daughter running towards her down the sidewalk. A lightening bolt flashed and the little girl looked up towards the sky, smiled, and then began running towards her mother’s car. Another lightening bolt flashed and again the little girl looked towards the sky, smiled and resumed running. This happened several times until the little girl finally arrived at where her mother was parked. Her mom immediately inquired as to the strange behavior. “Why did you keep stopping and smiling at the sky,” she asked her daughter. “I had to mommy, God was taking my picture!”
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2006-12-19 01:53:59 · answer #3 · answered by coco_loco 3 · 0 1

Yes, however God knows that you got some sticky dank. As soon as you roll a J he's going to light it for you with a lightning bolt.

2006-12-19 02:38:32 · answer #4 · answered by franktowers 2 · 0 0

Jesus=Zeus

2006-12-19 02:05:42 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Wrong GOD. Its Thor the god of thunder who throws lightning bolts.

2006-12-19 01:51:12 · answer #6 · answered by TROLL BOY 3 · 0 1

Depends on which God you are thinking of. I hear that Thor was a good shot! better learn to duck or wear a rubber suit!

2006-12-19 01:58:20 · answer #7 · answered by Eso_ uk 4 · 0 0

allergic to electricity ha ha ha.

But what are you on about.
Do you mean Zeus the Greek God?

2006-12-19 01:50:33 · answer #8 · answered by Dreamer 4 · 1 1

And why waste a perfectly good lightning bolt?

2006-12-19 04:13:59 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Not every story connected to God is the truth.

2006-12-19 01:51:16 · answer #10 · answered by The professor 4 · 0 0

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