I hear he can get furniture pregnant just by sitting on it
2006-12-19 01:32:30 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
People yea if your gonna be offensive to christians do it where no christians are around coz your offending me. And jus for your info when judgement day comes you gonna be sorry you ever said that without asking for forgiveness. I'm not forcing you in 2 christianty ok but like everyone knows that air is all around us even though we cant see it so why can't it be like that with God? Blessed are those who don't see but still believe! God bless!
2006-12-19 01:50:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It makes the full tale a made up nonsense. extremely? The all amazing author of the universe impregnated a virgin interior the direction of nowhere in a random time of the form in human civilisation purely to accomplish a little miracles and pass away loopy obscure metaphoric nonsense. Oh, and he's a non secular all effective being, a dove and a human on the comparable time. I mean, c'mon...
2016-10-18 11:50:45 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well thats an insult to God i think you need to watch your words in future some jokes sometimes go to far.
2006-12-19 02:00:00 · answer #3 · answered by shiro 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's why christians look forward to the coming of the lord!
2006-12-19 01:38:24 · answer #4 · answered by Avondrow 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My god, Atheists are getting smarter by the minute...soon they will rule the world.
2006-12-19 01:40:19 · answer #5 · answered by James P 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Obviously, you are not familiar with Chuck Norris...
http://seanism.com/chucknorris.php?m=aim"+target="_self
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2006-12-19 01:42:26 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He is very good with lightning bolts when ignorance and blasphemy collide.
2006-12-19 01:44:46 · answer #7 · answered by bonsai bobby 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's just happened to you.
2006-12-19 01:36:04 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, second, after me.
2006-12-19 01:47:09 · answer #9 · answered by Buck Flair 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋