A young man went to his new girlfriend's house for the first time. He waited in the living room while she went into the kitchen to fix them a drink.
As he stood there alone, he noticed a little vase on the mantel, picked it up, and, when she returned, asked her, "What's this?"
"Oh," she said, "that's my father's ashes."
Embarrassed, the young man bit his lip, and stammered, "Oh, geez, I'm, uh, oh..."
"Yeah," said his girlfiriend, "he's too lazy to go to the kitchen for an ashtray!"
2006-12-19 01:10:01 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You slay me!
2006-12-20 10:32:58 · answer #1 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why bother going to the mantel why dont he just put the vase next to the settee along with the fridge and a portable loo.... xxx
2006-12-19 01:16:52 · answer #2 · answered by cinders162002 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hah Hah! Nice!
2006-12-19 22:46:20 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, what a bad position to be in for him.
2006-12-19 12:18:01 · answer #4 · answered by Brommy A 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i was confused for a sec but i get it. it is kinda funny
2006-12-19 01:34:14 · answer #5 · answered by Ebaby 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
u nearly got me confused that!! i'm too smart 4 u...
2006-12-19 01:13:26 · answer #6 · answered by Vicky_Icky 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
almost panicked there for a second. nice one.
2006-12-19 01:15:13 · answer #7 · answered by ibro999 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute
2006-12-19 02:11:31 · answer #8 · answered by Greeneyed 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny...OMG, could you imagine what he was thinking?
2006-12-19 01:17:45 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that was pretty good
2006-12-19 01:13:40 · answer #10 · answered by tlalteutli 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋