The husband was unsure of
what costume to wear. His wife was telling him to hurry or they
would be late for the party. She was walking down the stairs from
the bedroom, completely naked except on her feet were a big old
floppy pair of boots.
"Where is your costume?" the husband asked.
"This is it," replied his wife.
"What the heck kind of costume is that?" asked the husband.
"Why, I am going as Puss in Boots," explains the wife. "Now hurry
and get your costume on."
The husband went upstairs and was back in about two minutes. He
also was completely naked except he had a rose vase slid over his
penis.
"What the heck kind of costume is that?" asked the wife.
"I am a fire alarm," he replied.
"A fire alarm?" she repeated laughing.
"Yes," he replied. "In case of fire break the glass, pull twice
and I come."
2006-12-19 01:04:40 · 34 answers · asked by solution_for_u 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Where you get all those ideas from!!!!! anyways was a good one.
2006-12-20 18:14:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ravan was sent to court & was asked to keep a hand on Geeta.
He refused saying: Sita par hath rakh kar itni musibat aayi! Ab Geeta pe haath nahin rakhunga
2006-12-19 20:44:23 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Good1
2006-12-19 19:27:54 · answer #3 · answered by Angel 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha ha ha ha ha ha. It was nice. Good joke.
I will give u 10/10.
i will give u a good rating in the thumbs thing too.
Bye good day and merry christmas.
2006-12-19 01:25:51 · answer #4 · answered by Meera 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Boooooo!
2006-12-19 01:14:24 · answer #5 · answered by El Pistolero Negra 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Shameless!
2006-12-19 19:46:31 · answer #6 · answered by XYZ 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Great Joke!
2006-12-19 07:03:13 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Lol buh i sorta dun get it
2006-12-20 09:44:56 · answer #8 · answered by Supreet 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
8/10
;-))
2006-12-20 17:17:55 · answer #9 · answered by pearly 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny, Funny....I like that one...Thanks for the laugh...
2006-12-19 01:28:08 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋