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But I don't cause I'm not into tards. My question is, what quality is it about me? My amazing beauty? My outstanding intelligence or some other divine aspect of ME.

2006-12-19 01:04:00 · 22 answers · asked by mizzsquitz 3 in Family & Relationships Singles & Dating

Ha ha ha ha... excellent lmao

2006-12-19 01:11:37 · update #1

22 answers

Oh, I'll have you anyday... my wife is scrawny and cries all the time and hates me, I haven't had physicality in a long time... I am 6ft tall, 407lbs, I love greasy bodily contact and keep my own pile of stool next to my bus stop... even you cannot pass that offer... take the 615 from the town centre... you can't miss my stop... they tried to move it but I stood in the way of the bulldozer... it's still there...

2006-12-19 01:14:34 · answer #1 · answered by Derek K 2 · 1 0

Must be your stunning blue complexion. Is it natural latex? What man could say no to a featureless bl0wj0b machine? It's the fantasy, you could be any woman they want... excluding YOU.

2006-12-19 01:08:05 · answer #2 · answered by sirinae 2 · 2 0

Get over yourself & maybe you will find someone who wants u & not just to use you in the bed room.

2006-12-19 01:09:25 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

It's probably the combination of all those things that only comes together in one out of a million ladies! (But you're wrong, you can't have me.)

2006-12-19 02:18:41 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

It's all about you babe, always has been, always will be. The men who haven't met you yet are just standing around waiting for you to happen to them. The rest of us don't stand a chance.

2006-12-19 01:07:27 · answer #5 · answered by Firespider 7 · 2 2

If you can then it is probably because of your looks. But that doesn't mean you can keep them. They would hit it and quit it. Not that that is a bad thing.

2006-12-19 01:06:38 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

PROBABLY,.....MY MAN JUST LOVES RUNNY STOOLS THAT WILL BURN OUT HIS EYEBALLS. WHEN YOU GET THE RENEGADE PUBICS, MY YULE LOG WILL COME TO YOUR RESCUE! ALTHOUGH MY MAN IS NOT THAT HAIRY. PLEASE DONT TELL YOUR MA ABOUT MY SELF PRAISING, BUT I COULD PROBABLY AFFORD A SLICE OF HUMBLE PIE FOR THE HOLIDAYS!

2006-12-19 01:08:42 · answer #7 · answered by brxny2000 5 · 1 0

You work hard for the $

2006-12-19 01:10:49 · answer #8 · answered by Skeletor 1 · 1 0

Your lack of class amazes me.

2006-12-19 01:06:54 · answer #9 · answered by amazedmaize 2 · 2 1

mmmmm could it also be that the only men you want are the men that want you????

i would suggest that you would not want me because regardless of your qualities i will always remain true to my lady

2006-12-19 01:11:20 · answer #10 · answered by Waterdragon 7 · 2 1

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