A funeral service is being held for a woman who has just passed away.
At the end of the service the Pallbearers are carrying the casket out when they accidentally bump into a wall, jarring the coffin. They hear a faint moan. They open the casket and find that the woman is actually still alive! She lived for ten more years, and then dies peacefully.
A ceremony is again held at the same place, and at the end of the ceremony the Pallbearers are again carrying out the casket. As they are walking, the husband cries out, "Watch the f*cking wall!"
2006-12-19 01:03:21 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I guess he didn't want to put up with her for another ..ten years..!!...great sense of humour and thankx....Merry Xmas..
2006-12-19 01:07:16 · answer #1 · answered by ozzy chik... 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just tried to answer your question about Noah.
Was it compost men to us ? haha
In answer to this one, I expect the Pallbearers would be dead careful !
Keep them coming. Happy Christmas !
2006-12-20 03:19:16 · answer #2 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent. Top drawer. Take a bow for that one, son!
2006-12-19 02:30:28 · answer #3 · answered by Gerbil 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-12-19 01:08:49 · answer #4 · answered by tlalteutli 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha, heard it yesterday but still funny
2006-12-19 01:10:45 · answer #5 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny again
2006-12-19 06:08:26 · answer #6 · answered by Sheldon 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny lol
2006-12-19 01:05:47 · answer #7 · answered by wiseguyof faith 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaaha
2006-12-19 01:19:41 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol, very good!
2006-12-19 01:08:57 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG, I died laughing....TOO FUNNY!!
2006-12-19 01:29:52 · answer #10 · answered by ~babes~ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋