It was the first time they had flown together, and it was obvious by their silence that they didn't get along. After 30 minutes, the Captain finally spoke.
He said, "I don't like Chinese."
The First Officer replied, "Ooooh, you no like Chinese? Why dat?"
The Captain said, "You bombed Pearl Harbour. That's why I don't like Chinese."
The First Officer said, "Nooooo, noooo ... Chinese no bomb Pearl Harbour. That JAPANESE, no Chinese."
And the Captain answered, "Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese ... it doesn't matter. They're all alike."
Another 30 minutes of silence.
Finally the First Officer said, "No like Jew."
The Captain replied, "Why not? Why don't you like Jews?"
"Jews sink Titanic."
The Captain tried to correct him, "No, no, no, no. The Jews didn't sink the Titanic, it was an iceberg."
"Iceberg, Goldberg, Rosenberg, Spielberg ... no mattah ... all same."
2006-12-19 00:46:22 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very good you certainly had me chuckling tonight-keep them coming.Goodnight for now
2006-12-19 10:05:26 · answer #1 · answered by christine p 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
* Birds of a feather flock together and crap on your car.
* When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the
neighbour's dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself.
* A penny saved is a government oversight.
* The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing
at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the
tempting moment.
* The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by
then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends.
* The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to
buy a replacement.
* He who hesitates is probably right.
* Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are "XL."
* If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met
everybody.
* If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind
to blame.
* The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when
he's really in trouble. (that's a definite!)
* There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look
for it.
2006-12-19 00:49:30 · answer #2 · answered by legend 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Fancy the Titanic being sunk by a lettuce. You live and learn ! haha
2006-12-20 03:21:44 · answer #3 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol Go Chinese Dude!
2006-12-19 01:17:46 · answer #4 · answered by death_after_midnight 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow didnt see that one coming
2006-12-19 00:51:43 · answer #5 · answered by Beth B 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice one. haven't heard that before.10/10
2006-12-19 00:55:12 · answer #6 · answered by ibro999 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha very good and I am answering because that way it'll stay in my yahoo answers and I won't forget it!!!
2006-12-19 06:04:23 · answer #7 · answered by Sheldon 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
rofl hilarious hahaha
2006-12-19 00:49:56 · answer #8 · answered by tlalteutli 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha very clever joke
2006-12-19 05:53:01 · answer #9 · answered by ploppy pants 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaaha bloody great
2006-12-19 01:20:57 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋