The pretty teacher was concerned with one of her eleven-year-old students. Taking him aside after class one day, she asked, "Johnny, why has your school work been so poor lately?"
"I'm in love," the boy replied.
Holding back an urge to smile, she asked, "With whom?"
"With you," he said.
"But Johnny," she said gently, "don't you see how silly that is? It's true that I would like a husband of my own someday. But I don't want a child."
"Oh, don't worry," Johnny said reassuringly, "I'll use a rubber."
2006-12-19 00:43:17 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Do you think we should erase that question ?
Having a name like Johnny, he should know what he's doing !
2006-12-20 03:22:58 · answer #1 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2 out of 10
2006-12-19 00:45:36 · answer #2 · answered by Lara <:(((>< 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL I got a 13 yr old god just the thought scares me too
2006-12-19 00:57:51 · answer #3 · answered by Beth B 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Groan.... I have an 11 year old son. That just gave me the creeps!
2006-12-19 00:46:28 · answer #4 · answered by raewrn 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahaha
great joke !! lol
You are a funny guy. 8/10
2006-12-19 01:25:02 · answer #5 · answered by mark 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Naughty boy! Good one
2006-12-19 09:57:21 · answer #6 · answered by christine p 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gave me a chuckle,thanks
2006-12-19 00:56:40 · answer #7 · answered by GreenEYED Beauty 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If he didn't make mistakes he wouldn't need a rubber
2006-12-19 02:19:27 · answer #8 · answered by billtheangler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one terry w he must be headover heels `10/10
2006-12-19 02:26:23 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, good, took me a couple of seconds but yeah, very good.
2006-12-19 00:45:27 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋